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The work of the district departments of the Central Internal Affairs Directorate was paralyzed by a document sent out by the forensic expert center (ECC) of the department. Methodological recommendations that allow "to establish the fact of disguise in an anonymous letter" caused unprecedented excitement among employees. For the first time in many years, words such as “lexical-semantic paradigm”, “paronym” and “homonym” were heard within the walls of the police. And the management of the Department of Internal Affairs-the Department of Internal Affairs will probably have to hurriedly purchase Rosenthal textbooks for employees.

At the disposal of "Fontanka" were methodological recommendations developed by the ECC of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of the Russian Federation (and lowered into the areas of the ECC GUVD), "Establishing the fact of masking written speech in the text of an anonymous document." After studying them, we turned to law enforcement officials with the question: how do you like this?

It was very difficult to understand what the interviewed officers of one of the police departments wanted to say - they simply laughed in the phone for about five minutes. Then separate phrases appeared - “speech insufficiency”, “superphrase phrases”, “modal means”. Laughing, the interlocutor confirmed that today the police department had brought the document down from the Ministry of Internal Affairs to the personnel, and as soon as half a day the district could not deal with the disclosure of thefts and murders, nor the taming of everyday brawlers. The militiamen turned out to be busy comprehending the methodological recommendations developed by the ECC of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of the Russian Federation (and lowered into the areas of the ECC GUVD).

Anonymous developers of manuals for the search for anonymous graphomaniacs definitely have a scientific degree. It turned out to be difficult to understand the recommendations without a dictionary and a textbook even for the correspondents of Fontanka, who graduated with honors from the journalism department of St. Petersburg State University. What can we say about the operatives and district officers (namely, they usually have the responsibility to work with anonymous letters), for which the handbooks of the Criminal Code and the Criminal Procedure Code, and not Rosenthal's textbook.

So, in paragraph 2.2.3 of the manual, employees are asked to establish the level of ANANIMA culture using linguistic features of written language. To establish that the letter was written by a person with a high level of speech culture, one needs to look in the vocabulary of the letter for metaphors of a serial nature, applications with metaphorical meaning and contextual metaphors, comparative turns, notorious paronyms and homonyms (according to the jokers of policemen, the last word should be divided into OMON and WE), a stylistically defined vocabulary. And in the syntax of writing under a microscope, look for parallelism, unfolded determinantal turns at the beginning of a sentence, and quasi-synonymous repetitions.

What you need to look for operatives and district police officers in order to determine the average and low level of speech culture, see the text of the attached screenshots from the training manual.
At the same time, how to determine the distortion of written speech by changing the level of speech culture (which "is usually combined with another kind of distortion - by reducing the level of literacy") will help to find the anonymous author of the recommendations shyly omit.

And most importantly: why look for him? - Ask future police officers. In the practice of working with such letters, the author is searched only if it is obvious that the writer is a potential person involved in the case.

Nevertheless, an order is an order. Therefore, laughing to tears (the latter appeared from the understanding that, despite the president’s promises, there were fewer staff officers), the future policemen took him under the hood. So in the near future the usual picture will be seen after midnight of the district policeman, leaning under the light of a lamp over an anonymous letter with a textbook on stylistics at hand.

Tatyana Vostroilova, "Fontanka.ru"

 

[Частный детектив. Владивосток.]

Yes ..... The phrase "... covered by a single operational plan ..." that sounded at one time and caused a lot of laughter in the tax police, now seems to me just dull compared to the above ...

 

[Детективное агентство ИКС-Инфо.]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:roll: :roll:

С уважением

 

[Частный детектив. Егор227.]

.... gentlemen do not have to laugh at the real police system. It is from the past. The most important thing is that the ECC did not come to such a training manual, and the experts apparently launched a plan from above to prepare methodological manuals for grassroots bodies and units. This is still left from the Soviet police; experts must quarterly lower the manuals of various kinds. It’s just that there are no other topics in the ECC to teach district cameras. For example, experts would teach how simple policemen can understand computers, laptops, iPhones, iPods and the like, their hard and not very hard drives, monitors, printers, etc. d. how to set technical, computer, program data, serial numbers, emails, pop-up addresses, and a lot of other necessary things that are relevant to the investigation. And such a question to the Russian detectives on the subject of ananimations, that indeed the police bodies and units are littered with piles of such ...

 

[Частный детектив Краснослободцев Дмитрий Николаеви]

There are no words, once again I am convinced of the correctness of the choice of young police officers (today) who decided not to connect their fate with the current system of the Ministry of Internal Affairs and write reports on parole.

 

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After we had time to laugh in divisions of the Central Internal Affairs Directorate after reviewing recommendations for working with anonymous letters, we received new instructions. This time to counter terrorism. On two pages of the document, future police officers are offered to feel like negotiators and then hostages. What to do if the law enforcement officers were "pulled a bomb" and how to avoid being shot in the first echelon, Fontanka learned.

Every day, police officers expect from the Ministry of Internal Affairs a single document that would trigger re-certification and remove personnel from the state of zero gravity. However, while the ministry almost daily throws subordinates of various kinds with manuals and memos, according to employees, they are relevant to anything, but not to the performance of their immediate duties. This time, the department decided to instill in the future police the necessary (in the opinion of the Ministry of Internal Affairs. - Auth.) Action skills in the event of terrorist acts. Contrary to common sense, there is not a word in the memo about maintaining public order, but there are “a lot of letters” about how to negotiate with terrorists (although the FSB (then the KGB) has been responsible for this since the Soviet era. - Auth.) And how to be, being held hostage.
In contrast to the recommendations that Fontanka wrote about on May 16, the creators of the memo not only do not abuse special vocabulary or clericalism, but even sin in vernacular. For example: "If a bomb was pulled on you, then you need to grasp the moment in order to inform the special services about it."

And all would be fine, but some positions directly contradict the attitude that the authors of the reform are trying to instill in the police and which the police allegedly lost - to protect people. So, the authors of the document in a difficult situation recommend not to stand up for other hostages and stay away from the terrorists themselves, as well as organize among the hostages the collection of signatures in support of the bandits' demands, because there is a possibility that “it is you who will be released first to transfer this list to another side of the barricades. "

"Helsinki syndrome works well (although it is correct to say" Stockholm syndrome "), a feeling of sympathy for the invaders and an attempt to understand and accept their behavior, the goals by which they are guided and the support of all their undertakings (of course only in words)," the authors of the manual say (spelling and punctuation saved. - Aut.). “If you feel unwell or seriously ill, your chances of early release are significantly higher. Try to induce vomiting or an asthma attack. However, do not overdo it. Simulants will be shot in the first echelon, ”they warn.

“We still did not understand: either they were training us as universal soldiers, or they considered us to be cowards,” the operatives commented on the two pages received. “As they say, they read it and put it in a drawer. A lot of necessary papers are stored there, ”they answer the question about the application of instructions.

It is possible that the memo became a hasty reaction of the Ministry of Internal Affairs to the introduction in Russia of the color scale of the terrorist threat. At that time, many experts believed that the signing by the president of the amendments to the law “On Countering Terrorism” means that the state has raised to a new level not only an understanding of this problem, but also a means of combating it. On the other hand, until now, the heads of the Ministry of Internal Affairs insist that the police should be freed from unnecessary functions. Probably, based on the latest manuals, and from fools, too.

Tatyana Vostroilova,
"Fontanka.ru"

 

[Детективное агентство Кострома]

No way here ...
Alexander K.

 

[Lary]

Detective agency. St. Petersburg. Argus.
Interesting stories are written by Tatyana Vostroilova.
I was told how the minister decided to intensify the fight against the co-group and the internal security appeared indicators of 1-2 police officers of the corruption officer from each district department.
We will call the regional department Prostokvashensky RO KSU Regional Department of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Ukraine in the Volchansk region. There, the pretreator, senior lieutenant E. Sleptsov, worked there - he did not particularly differ from others, worked like everyone else from morning until late at night, but there was a son with senior lieutenant Sleptsov who sometimes waited for dad until late at night with the hope that he would bring some sort of a gift from work. Sons wanted a sister or a brother, but dad gave only new big cars to the radio control.
It was early morning, but senior lieutenant E. Sleptsov was already on the robot, the day didn’t particularly foreshadow any shocks. Sleptsov worked in the militia after graduating from the academy for 3 years 8 months 15 days, and had seen enough of it, and the “seasoned” opera colleagues sometimes frightened him with their interrogations of certain individuals. Then suddenly they brought him the detained citizen Bezborodogo on suspicion of theft from the car radio. Citizen Bezborodov did not particularly unlock and wrote a confession in which he indicated: "He committed crimes in connection with the economic situation in the country, the inability to find normal work and disagreement with the political and economic direction of the development of Ukraine that the president announced." Opera Sleptsov barely restrained himself not to ask: “Did the demographic situation in Ukraine not affect your commission of the crime?”, But said nothing - he was satisfied with the confession in explanation of this. Citizen Bezborodogo led the sergeant into the cell.
E. Sleptsov was left alone in the office, made himself tea and lit up, because he knew all the heads of the district department were still sleeping in their mansions and their jeeps were not visible in the parking lot - no one would reprimand him for smoking in his office with a personal record, and he had enough of them. One day a citizen came to the duty room at night and asked to find a dog, Sleptsov E.N. he was sent - who knew that it was at that time the Minister of the Interior. After that, he was “loved” by the leadership, especially the former head of the regional department and his two deputies.
Suddenly, the door opened and the beardless mother, Lyudmila Danilovna Marinina, entered. Sleptsov E.N. I wasn’t confused, someone constantly rushed into him, once they put the cat’s “treads” on the door - the cat persistently “knocked” on the door. The Opera Sleptsov sent Marinin Lyudmila to enter as it should be i.e. knock the door. Citizen Marinina came in and began to beg to release the suspect Beardless. She was, in fact, a good woman and made convincing arguments: "The beardless will still be repaired and will indemnify the victims anonymously." Sleptsov recalled yesterday he sent materials to an investigator on V. Idiotov for committed similar crimes. V. Idiotov wants to go to jail and will take more episodes if necessary, as he said: "My house is a prison." Sleptsov was clean before the indicators. Citizen Marinina Lyudmila began to stuff some kind of envelope to Sleptsova E.N. in pocket. Sleptsov E.N. remembered the little son and the fact that the jeep on the radio control gave him from the last salary. Marinina managed to give a bribe, she left the office, the operas were left alone. Sleptsov remembered his classmate Julia Kot, who worked in the investigation and is serving her sentence right now. Quickly, perfectly quickly hid the envelope under the windowsill from the outside of the cabinet window and walked away from the window and sat at the table, ate the confession statements of citizen Bezborodogo.
Further, he felt like a minister whom the regional department meets, the entire leadership of the regional department and three persons unfamiliar to him and Marinina Lyudmila ran into the office. They began to look for an envelope, stripped, tipped, and all this under Marinina. Then he was taken to a pre-trial detention center and summoned for interrogations for a long time, but senior lieutenant E. Sleptsov Idiotova V.F. and his words: "My house is a prison." Sleptsov did not want to go to jail.
Ten days later he was released from jail. The entire leadership of the regional department asked to return the envelope, but E. N. Sleptsov’s son, the senior police lieutenant There was a new jeep on the radio control.
PS: This is a real story only the Minister of Internal Affairs of Ukraine did not recognize another police officer.

 

[Детективное агентство ИКС-Инфо.]

Is it absinthe or something more serious ?? : roll::?

 

[Матушкин Андрей Николаевич]

Thanks, laughed.