Private detectives joke

[Anonymous]

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Why is killing considered a crime in a country where there is Timati, Dima Bilan and the Russian national football team?

My friend, the head of a car service, is also not satisfied with the Russian criminal law. He says: "Why have our legislators still not included an article in the Criminal Code of Russia for raping a vehicle !?"

 

[частный детектив Хмельницкий]

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Any passports of CITIZENS OF UKRAINE are here !!!! Do not give this DATABASE to anyone !!!

[DLMURL] https://www.warkez.com.ua/passport/ [/ DLMURL]

 

[Анатолий Маланченко]

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Thanks Igor! Very good base, even found myself in Ukraine! : lol:: lol:: lol:

 

[частный детектив Хмельницкий]

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And we were arguing here- DEPENDENTLY we work in Ukraine ...... It turned out- NOT DEPENDENT !!!! .... That's what is written on one of the detective sites from Odessa (Sisk Odessa) .... Read carefully "WHO CAN BE A PRIVATE DETECTIVE IN UKRAINE" ....... We slept LICENSE ISSUE !!!!! : lol:: lol:: lol:

[DLMURL] https://sisk.odessa.ua/page4.html [/ DLMURL]

 

[Детективное агентство. Украина. Киев.]

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HA-HA, but with a passport I liked it more))

 

[Anonymous]

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And I thought where to take a passport to enter Ukraine, and it turns out they have been doing it for a long time on the internet ...

 

[Детективное агентство Симферополь]

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Well, and you in Ukraine are all complaining about laws (or their absence), about the authorities ... it’s all as simple as making a passport, getting a license, getting 5 phones (this seems to be true professionals working alone ..., as the author writes) and go !!! The main colt under the arm is impossible, otherwise you will break the law: P: lol :: lol :: lol:

 

[Новгородцева Зоя]

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The wife began to suspect her husband of treason, hired a detective. A detective comes in a week with a report. I gave out printouts of my husband's telephone conversations, and there it is written! ...
In the evening, the wife, angry from the threshold, throws a piece of paper to her husband.
He reads, becomes sad, turns pale, then says doomedly:
“Well, what are we going to do now?”
She, furiously poking at a piece of paper:
- Today, this, this, this, and the entire fifth paragraph !!!

 

[Новгородцева Зоя]

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Citizen Sidorov entered the police station under cover of night and spent the whole night in it. At the same time, an unlucky citizen hit his head on the wall five times, for some reason he knocked out all his teeth, broke two ribs and stained his signature with several confessions for a total term of up to 108 years.

 

[Частный детектив. Тайный советник. Омск.]

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The wife began to suspect her husband of treason, hired a detective. A detective comes in a week with a report. I gave out printouts of my husband's telephone conversations, and there it is written! ...
In the evening, the wife, angry from the threshold, throws a piece of paper to her husband.
He reads, becomes sad, turns pale, then says doomedly:
“Well, what are we going to do now?”
She, furiously poking at a piece of paper:
- Today, this, this, this, and the entire fifth paragraph !!!

The relevance of life. That's why I do not undertake the solution of such issues.
Then break your head, and whether the spouses broke each other’s heads: D