Private detectives joke

[Растаман]

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The story about the form and Nathan Rothschild)))))
I have my agency form. As you see, it has the motto-dictum of Nathan Rothschild

So here. On these forms, I write debt notices and give them to non-payers. In the end it is written that in case of payment you need to call my phone and tell the address, amount and date of payment.
And now I'm sitting talking with my wife. here my mobile rings, I pick up the phone further dialogue:
Hello, is this a detective agency?
Yes, we are listening to you!
-And can I hear Nathan. sorry, middle name I don’t know, tell me.

I went nuts, but did not get confused, quickly realized and answered something like this:

-EEE E er er er !!! Yes, I'm listening to you, you can Nathan Pinkertonovich!

- We paid so much and so many times, etc. You do not turn off the light for us Nathan Pinkertonovich!)))

-I understood everything well. Thank . goodbye.


And when I talked, my wife sat next to me and looked at me as I was on the verge of a burst of laughter. but he tried to make a serious face. When I hung up I fell under a chair and laughed for a long time without stopping. the wife was already scared.
Then she was told a dialogue. She immediately understood what was happening (sometimes she helped pieces of paper) and fell under the sofa next to me. And we both laughed for a long time))): mrgreen :: mrgreen :: mrgreen :: mrgreen :: mrgreen :: mrgreen :: mrgreen :: mrgreen :: mrgreen :: mrgreen :: mrgreen :: mrgreen:

 

[Anonymous]

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- Hello. I am from Scandal LLC - we offer services in organizing black and gray public relations campaigns. The result is guaranteed.
- More about PR.
- About gray or about black?
- About black. But to be completely.
- ABOUT! Be calm. Complete moral destruction of a competitor. Create a dark biography with evidence and documents. Theft at school, schizophrenia, entry into the sect of Jehovah's Witnesses, the sale of the homeland, childish masturbation - the choice of the customer.
- Rates?
- From pieces to a hundred.
- Up to a hundred?
- One hundred - this is the plot in the evening news.
- Good, but only to - the main plot!
- Yes to health! You can make sure that there is no other news on this day at all. But this is two hundred.
- And if in bulk? That's all you said - sect, masturbation, sale of the motherland, but in bulk? So that he does not rise.
- We’ll meet the six toe.
- A million? This is not a serious conversation.
“You want him not to get up.”
- Want. By the way ... One second. (Into the handset). Hello! Serge, find out how much it costs to soak? Physically, physically! Anyway, whom - in general, a person! I'm waiting. (To the visitor). Now we will check the prices. (Into the handset). What? Thank. (Hangs up). You got a bummer. For a million, I can dunk him without any PR, along with the campaign headquarters and voters.
- This is dumping!
- This is the market.
- Good, eight hundred.
- This is not a serious conversation.
- And how much do you offer?
- Wholesale?
- Yes.
- With the sale of the motherland and masturbation?
- Yes!
- Three hundred!
- This is not serious.
- Three hundred by force.
“Now I will leave here, go to him - and in five minutes you will have masturbation.”
- Not!
“Don't even doubt it.” Plus, the green banner of Islam in the bedroom and seduction of minors on public holidays.
- Not!
“Tomorrow in the evening news.” Do not miss.
“Good, five hundred.”
- Bestiality, a house in the Bahamas and kinship with Chikatilo.
“Seven hundred thousand, and hands on.”
“I knew we would agree.”
- But this is all: Islam, bestiality and Chikatilo - to him too!
- And he is not much?
- Just right.

 

[Детективное агентство Симферополь]

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: lol:: lol:: lol: Hello, Andrei, I watched it so made fun: lol:

 

[Частный детектив. Владивосток.]

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: lol:: lol:: lol:

 

[частный детектив Хмельницкий]

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ELECTOR'S PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION lasted for a second week (2nd International MOD Conference)

 

[Саратов-Алиби]

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Will have to be appointed as president of the governors in the Russian Federation. : lol:: lol:: lol:

 

[Частный детектив. Тайный советник. Омск.]

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ELECTOR'S PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION lasted for a second week (2nd International MOD Conference)

Igor, this is a serious idea about the election of the president of the MOD !!! : D: D: D
Let's hope that in the near future we will.

 

[Евгений СБ]

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I would like to still listen to the head of the transport department! : lol:

 

[Частный детектив Севастополь ОДБ]

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ELECTOR'S PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION lasted for a second week (2nd International MOD Conference)

Igor, as I understand the place of the training camp, I decided (judging by the photo), but, I'm afraid there will not be enough space ...........

 

[частный детектив Хмельницкий]

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ELECTOR'S PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION lasted for a second week (2nd International MOD Conference)

Igor, as I understand the place of the training camp, I decided (judging by the photo), but, I'm afraid there will not be enough space ...........

Hi Sasha. While there is "the essence of the matter" - tell me: where in September it is convenient to put up 2-3-4 tents in Balaklava? ...... we want to go to the diving camp ....