Private detectives joke

[Детективное агентство Тула]

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After carefully weighing everything, Snow White decided that the seven men in the household were still better, and treated the prince with an already tested apple.

 

[Матушкин Андрей Николаевич]

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Thank...

 

[Детективное агентство Тула]

Joke

Decided to establish who is the best opera in the world?

We came from all countries and let's compete.
So, the task: Forest of 15 hectares, they launched a hare there and you need to find it.

The first Americans, a SWaT platoon breaks into the woods, with cops, no hour, 2 no, after 3 they take out hares, everyone is delighted to have done well ...
Then the British drive the best royal soldiers, a bunch of hunting dogs and other craps into the forest, take out a hare in an hour ... everything is in shock, to get lost ...
Well, the turn of the Russians.
... Two opera in the form with daddies stomp into the forest, everyone began to be indignant:
- Guys, where are you going, you will sit there a couple of days.
Opera:
- It's okay.
- Come on, bl @, we are going to get tired of waiting for you here.
- It's okay. In short, entered the forest.
In the forest, noise, crackling, screaming
After 15 minutes go out! The bear is brought out in handcuffs. Lead to the judges.
Bear:
“Where can I sign it, I'm a hare!” ))))

 

[Гудимов Анатолий Геннадиевич]

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[BEOWULF. Москва.]

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Roma!
Soak in this place can only in Russia and then only 1 person

that's for sure. And the geography of man is expanding. At the last meeting of twenty in Australia, probably out of need, they probably ran cautiously

 

[BEOWULF. Москва.]

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Now it’s clear why the sharks don’t swim to the coast from Anapa to Kerch, there just a mass of f ** n will fall from the moorings and from all swimming and flying facilities. Our only give a reason to frolic!

 

[Частный детектив Волгодонск]

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Gentlemen, who will say what happens when you go through this the link ?

The result will appear after 10 clicks.

 

[Детективное агентство Тула]

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To all those who say: “Why write correctly, we are not in a Russian language lesson,” I want to meet a cashier who will cheat them with the words: “Why count correctly, we are not in a mathematics lesson”.

 

[BEOWULF. Москва.]

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Reality show star Kim Kardashian, 34, has undressed in the airport's security zone. It’s probably a bit heavy behind

 

[JR Security Consulting Group]

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Normal like rear and front