Private detectives joke

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[Victor]

 

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[secrets]

:lol:

 

[juliout]

:lol:

 

[Чередов Алексей]

 

[Турабян Владимир]

- Bastard, bastard, dog! - the woman screamed, nervously throwing things into chubby suitcases. “I spent the best years of my life on you!” And is that your gratitude?
Her husband sat indifferently in an armchair, not even looking at his wife, his face was the embodiment of calm.
“Well, tell me, how did you know?” - suddenly asked a woman. - Although not! I already know! You never trusted me, followed me and was jealous for no reason! Are you thinking One small adventure, fleeting nothing binding ... Yes, and it was a long time ago! How did you find out about the sanatorium? Did Lidka tell me?
The man was silent, not a single muscle on his face flinched.
- Right! Lydka! She laid eyes on you for a long time, so she disheveled. Best friend called! All! I’m leaving you so know that I don’t need a husband who sang with my friends and is watching me!
She resolutely slammed the door. After a while, in such depressing silence, the man restrainedly let out air, as if holding his breath, then he picked up the phone and dialed a number:
- Hello, Vasya ...
- Oh! Wow! So how did it go?
- Listen, a really effective method. Just know how difficult it was?
- I warned. Well, well done that decided. Is yours gone too?
- Yeah, slammed the door, silence as in paradise now! And so much of it turns out she had! But I didn’t know. As you said, she herself told everything. I could not stand it.
- Yes! And all that was needed was to remain silent for three days, it affects them so much!

 

[Турабян Владимир]

Another joke:
“All day I say something to my husband.” And he answered - not a word. I'm afraid, doctor, that he has a serious mental illness.
“This is not a disease, madam.” This is talent.