Rating of unusual professions

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The rating of unusual professions is made
In Ukraine, a rating of the most unusual professions. It turns out that there are people in the country who want to work as a magician, Sbushnik, office acrobat, aristocrat and even a penguin translator.

The international personnel portal hh.ua researched the resumes received for the period 2005-2010 and formed a rating of the most unusual professions.

1. Leader of the rating - a resume entitled "President of Ukraine".

2. Second place - the profession of "SBU employee". About a third of resumes rejected by hh.ua moderators contain a desire to work in the Security Service of Ukraine. The general characteristics of the candidates for the position of "Sbushnik" correspond to the characteristics of the candidates for the position of "minister". There are just as many students and people with an uncertain professional past.

3. In third place is a resume entitled "Penguin Translator". This profession really exists and is in unprecedented demand in Antarctica. They need professionals to lift penguins that have fallen to the ground. However, the number of resumes received significantly exceeds the number of vacancies.

4. The fourth profession of rating - "Detective". Candidates for this position express their desire to monitor the company's employees, their wives and children. As professional experience, they indicate service in the Ministry of Internal Affairs and private security companies.

5. Resume with the name of the profession "Minister" ranks fifth. Most often, candidates for high public office have a rather controversial work experience, which does not meet the requirements for the position. Among such applicants are many students and representatives of the professional field of "Senior Management". At least, the latter declare themselves as senior executives.

6. The sixth place in the ranking of strange professions from hh.ua is occupied by the resume of "hereditary aristocrat". The moderators of the portal only once met a similar sample, but it deserved to be included in the list of the strangest professions. A certain Wilhelm of Rhodes from Cherkasy offered himself as an "independent consultant on ethics, aesthetics and international activities with representatives of royal dynasties." He belongs to the Habsburg dynasty and claims to be related to the Order of the Rosicrucians. As evidence, the applicant demonstrates his photographs in a red robe, with a crown in his hand.

7. In seventh place comfortably located the profession of "Gynecologist". There is nothing strange in this profession. But among the applicants for it is a huge number of men without special education. For example, "IT specialists", logisticians and people without certain professional knowledge.

8. The eighth place is occupied by the profession of "Magician" in one interpretation or another. Moderators regularly reject resumes from "hereditary healers", "Euphrosyne's grandmothers", "hereditary Bulgarian astrologers" and "experts in corporate conspiracies". Most of these applicants approach the creation of their resume "with soul and fire." They place there their "portraits charged with the healing energy of Mars" portraits, and in their experience describe the number of exits to the Astral. Some magical seekers mention their ability to distract loved ones, pumping eggs and charging water with positive rays.

9. In the ninth place in the ranking is the profession "Labor". Over the past few years, hh.ua moderation has received more than a hundred resumes with this or that name of their profession. And "workaholics" call themselves and masters of laying tiles, and office managers, and sales directors. Such contenders differ from others by "crazy productivity", "ability to work 25 hours a day" and "alienation from other worldly worries".

10. "Ten" of the strangest resumes closes the profession "Office Acrobat". A 40-year-old resident of Kyiv tried to post such a summary. In describing his work experience, he mentioned more than a dozen well-known companies. Moreover, in each company he held different positions - from sales manager to CFO. However, the moderators were confused by his photo, which he attached to his resume. It showed the applicant naked on the background of office desks. His head was adorned with a huge sombrero.

The positions in the rating are compiled taking into account the personal understanding of the "oddity" of the moderators of hh.ua. Each resume is manually moderated before publication on the portal. Therefore, offers to work as a "specialist in disorderly sexual relations with the public" were rejected. Moreover, the number of "illiquid resumes" in 2005 was 5% less than in 2010.
source: tsn

 

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Compiled a rating of unusual professions
Ukraine has compiled a rating of the most unusual professions. It turns out that there are people in the country who want to work as a magician, a mobster, an office acrobat, an aristocrat, and even arranging penguins.

The international personnel portal hh.ua examined the entries for the period 2005-2010 and formed a rating of the most unusual professions.

1. The leader of the rating is a resume with the name "President of Ukraine".

2. Second place - the profession "employee of the SBU." About a third of rejected by hh.ua moderators resumes contain a desire to work in the Security Service of Ukraine. The general characteristics of candidates for the post of SBUshnik correspond to the characteristics of applicants for the position of "minister". There are also many students and people with an uncertain professional past.

3. In third place is a resume with the name "Penguin Translator." Such a profession really exists and is in unprecedented demand in the Antarctic. They need professionals who raise penguins that have fallen to the ground. However, the number of received resumes significantly exceeds the number of vacancies.

4. The fourth profession in the ranking is Detective. Applicants for this position express their desire to monitor the company employees, their wives and children. As a professional experience, they indicate service in the Ministry of Internal Affairs and private security companies.

5. The summary with the name of the profession "Minister" takes the fifth place in the rating. Often, applicants for a high public post possess highly controversial work experience that does not meet the requirements for the position. Among these applicants there are many students and representatives of the professional field "Top Management". At least, the latter declare themselves as top managers.

6. The sixth place in the ranking of strange professions from hh.ua is occupied by the summary of the "hereditary aristocrat". The portal’s moderators only once met a similar pattern, but it deserved to be included in the list of the strangest professions. A certain William of Rhodes from Cherkasy offered himself as an "independent consultant on ethics, aesthetics and international relations with representatives of the royal dynasties." He refers to the Habsburg dynasty and claims to be related to the Order of the Rosicrucians. As evidence, the applicant shows his photographs in a red mantle, with a scepter in his hand.

7. In seventh place, the profession "Gynecologist" is comfortably located. There is nothing strange in this profession. But among the applicants for it, a huge number of men without special education. For example, IT specialists, logisticians and people without specific professional knowledge.

8. The profession "Magician" in one interpretation or another takes the eighth place. Moderators regularly reject resumes from "hereditary healers", "grandmothers of Efrosinya", "hereditary Bulgarian astrologers" and "specialists in corporate conspiracies." Most of these applicants come to create their resume “with a soul and a twinkle”. They place there their "charged with the healing energy of Mars" portraits, and in their experience describe the number of exits to the Astral. Some magic seekers mention their ability to turn away loved ones, downloading eggs and charging water with positive rays.

9. In the ninth place of the rating is the profession "Workaholic". Over the past few years, more than a hundred resumes with the same or similar name of their profession have come to hh.ua moderation. Moreover, the “workaholics” call themselves masters of tile laying, and office managers, and sales directors. Such applicants differ from others in “crazy performance,” “ability to work 25 hours a day,” and “detachment from other worldly concerns.”

10. The "top ten" of the strangest resumes closes the profession "Office Acrobat." A 40-year-old Kievite tried to post such a resume. In the description of his work experience, he indicated more than a dozen well-known companies. Moreover, in the leather company he held various positions - from a sales manager to a financial director. However, the moderators were embarrassed by his photo, which he put in a resume. On it, the applicant was depicted naked against the background of office desks. A huge sombrero adorned his head.

Positions in the rating are made taking into account the personal understanding of the "strangeness" of hh.ua moderators. Each resume is manually moderated before being published on the portal. Therefore, proposals to work as a "promiscuous sex specialist" were rejected. Moreover, the number of "illiquid resumes" in 2005 was 5% less than in 2010.

 

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Thank you Roman.

 

[НСК-СБ]

Thank you, Roman - interesting, and immediately there is some opinion about modern society!

 

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On someone I already saw a sombrero ...: lol: