FAVORITE TOASTS

[Детективное агентство Тула]

Using the technique successfully tested at the Forum by Catherine, I propose a new topic: FAVORITE TOASTS.
As an example for imitation and humming of a new topic, I offer the forum users the most toast I like.

The commission arrived to find out the reasons for the longevity of the Caucasian.
- How did you manage to live to 120 years and be in perfect health? Surely you did not drink?
“I have vineyard plantations full of wine cellars; I drink a glass of my wine every day.”
“Then you probably never ate meat?”
- I have a huge flock of sheep, I eat barbecue every day.
“Then you must have never been married?”
- My wife is 110 years old, I have 10 children, 30 grandchildren, 50 great-grandchildren ... all are alive and well and constantly communicate.
“Then what is the secret?”
Thinking, the man replied:
- I never argued with anyone ...
So let’s drink for respect of someone else’s opinion, which only prolongs life!

 

[НСК-СБ]

So let’s drink for respect of someone else’s opinion, which only prolongs life!
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I absolutely agree with that!

 

[Детективное агентство Тула]

Let's drink for honest and modest people!
Moreover, there are so few of us left .. .

 

[Селебрити]

MY FAVORITE TOAST:
once a white and red rose walked through the desert, tormented by thirst, and suddenly they saw a stream. Next to him was a sign that said: "Whoever drinks a sip will lose a petal." The red rose said: "I can’t harm my beauty" - and did not drink. And the white rose with pleasure fell to the water and, of course, lost the petal. They went on. The sun is higher and higher, the heat is more unbearable, and in front of them is the same picture - a stream with a fatal inscription.
The red rose again refused water, and the white one got drunk. So they walked through the desert - the white drank all the time, and the red rose endured. When the end of their journey came, the red rose died of thirst, and the white rose died from the fact that it had lost all its petals. So let’s drink to us so that we do not suffer regrets about losses, do not deny ourselves anything, take everything that is possible from life, because everyone has one end.

 

[Евгений СБ]

Thank. Informative.