Private detectives joke

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[Турабян Владимир]

- Girl, can I invite you to dinner? - I don’t eat at night. - Well, then you can go to the movies? - I download from torrents. “Well, then can you just come to me, watch TV?” - I threw the “Box” three years ago into the trash, there is nothing to look there. - Well, I don’t know, can I see the photos? - Look at unfamiliar grandparents? Dismiss - Maybe you yourself tell me what you love? - I love sex, but you seem to be of little interest to him.

 

[Турабян Владимир]

“Doctor, a newspaper stuck in my anus.”
- True?
- No, Soviet Sport.

 

[Турабян Владимир]

The son-in-law says the mother-in-law: - Dear mother-in-law, and drive me for cigarettes! I give a thousand. The change is yours. Mother-in-law ran. The son-in-law is calling again. - My dear mother-in-law, and get me some beer! I give five thousand, surrender to you. Mother-in-law - jogging to the store. A phone rings. The wife asks: - Honey, have you given my mom a pension? Husband: - I give it away slowly and little by little ...

 

[secrets]

:lol:

 

[Детективное агентство Тула]

Odessa humor.

 

[BEOWULF. Москва.]

RESOLUTION
About refusal to initiate criminal proceedings

RP Ust-Ishim 09/17/1979

I, the district inspector of the Ust-Ilimsky District Department of Internal Affairs of the Internal Affairs Directorate of the Omsk Region, police captain Mitelev, having examined the application of Mr. Pogrebkovskaya, who lives in the village of Mal. Beach on Kolkhoznaya St.,

INSTALLED:

That the city of Pogrebkovskaya has three piglets at the age of 4 months, one sow at the age of 3 years and one boar at the age of 6 months. September 17, 1979 1 pig at the age of 3 months named Borya did not return with the other pigs. I found that Pogrebkovskaya lives on the edge of the village of Malaya Beach and the pigs grazed on the bank of the Yagodka River, which flows into the Irtysh River. Having lost the main herd, the piglet Borya grazed alone along the bank of the Yagodka River. oats, which by this time had already grown and looked appetizing. Refusing to feed on grass, Borya decided to cross the river and try oats, but hesitated for a long time, because. The collective farmers walked on the opposite bank and could beat him. At 12 o’clock the collective farmers went for lunch and Borya decided to swim. But he did not take into account the direction of the wind and the strength of the current. The Yagodka River flows into the Irtysh River, with the course took Borya to the Irtysh River, where the unreasonable animal continued to swim against the stream, hoping that it would emerge, but did not calculate its strength and capabilities. The herd of piglets saw that Borya was dying, but to provide effective help she could not and, screaming loudly, ran along the coast, thus trying to attract the attention of people. Poroshenka Borya was floundering in the water for a long time, at the same time he was announcing with a loud screech the surroundings of the village of Malaya Beach and, after exhausting, he obeyed fate and drowned quietly.
The collective farmers saw the death of the piglet by the collective farmers, who were harvesting and confirmed in their testimonies. Thus, there was no theft.
Guided by Article 113 of the Code of Criminal Procedure and Article 5 of Clause 1 of the Code of Criminal Procedure

RESOLVED
In the initiation of a criminal case on the fact of the theft of a piglet Bori grPogrebkovskaya refuse, about which it should be notified.
District inspector of the Ust-Ishim police department
Department of Internal Affairs of Omsk Region
Police Captain Mitelev.

 

[ВАХТАНГ-ГРУЗИЯ]

The husband indicates his wife bare wiring, so she got him. As soon as she touched her, her husband says, okay, do not, apparently the current in the second wiring passes.

 

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