Re: Detectives are joking
Deduction or logic? : mrgreen:
In the morning, the father tells his sons - some% %% r stole a cow from us at night. The younger says - since n %%% p, it means small stature.
Medium - times of small stature, then from Robin. The eldest is from Robin, so Vaska-Kosoy. We went to Robin, they slammed Asshole in the ass - he does not give up the cow. I didn’t steal, ”he says.
The brothers Vaska-Kosyi led the magistrate - so, they say, and so, he stole a cow, and did not give it back. They gave it in the ass - it doesn’t, in the face they gave it - it doesn’t give, even they gave it in the balls - it doesn’t give one all.
The judge asks them - why did you decide that it was Vaska-Kosoy?
- How why? - the brothers answer, - they stole a cow, that means n %%% r stole, since n %%% r, then small stature, if small stature, then from Robin, everything is short, times from Robin, then, of course, Vaska - Squint.
“Interesting ...,” the judge says, “well, come on.” What do I have in this box?
“A square box,” said the father.
“So it’s round in it,” said the youngest.
“Round, then orange,” the middle said.
“Orange — the root is clear, like an orange,” the elder said.
The judge took an orange out of the box and said, looking thoughtfully at Vaska:
- Oblique, damn it, return the cow to the brothers!
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