Re: Detectives are joking
I don’t know how to laugh or cry ... But this funny thing is life!
This incident happened in the spring of 1994.
A young American named Ronald Opus decided to commit suicide. In a suicide note it was written that he, Ronald, took this step because of financial difficulties and misunderstanding on the part of his parents.
After writing this message, Mr. Opus climbed onto the windowsill and rushed down from the ninth floor.
It was unlikely he would have done this if he knew that the window washers working on the house that day pulled up a safety net at the level of the seventh floor. So, having flown two floors, Opus would have simply collapsed onto a springy net with wet pants, but quite lively. But here a fantastic incident intervened. Fatal bad luck!
When Ronald flew past the window of the eighth floor, a shot of the shot released by the tenant on the eighth floor hit his head from the room. While the police took the corpse off the net and established the identity of the deceased with an almost completely demolished head, the detectives decided that the shooter should be charged with manslaughter. After all, if not for the shot, Ronald Opus survived, falling to the net.
Further proceedings revealed new facts. It turned out that the old man shot at his wife, but did not hit, and the charge hit the window. So, the detectives flickered, it was necessary to correct the accusation - add an attempt on the murder (of the wife) to the manslaughter. Just in moments of anger and quarrels with his wife, he always grabbed an unloaded shotgun from the wall and fired a “control shot” - he frightened his wife with the flick of a trigger. It was already like a family ritual. According to both spouses, the shotgun always hung on the wall and was never charged by anyone. So, in accordance with American laws, the charge of unintentional murder now lay with the one who secretly loaded the shotgun.
Who! After finding out that only their son could freely enter the room of bullying spouses, police detectives contacted his friend and found out a lot of interesting things.
Knowing that the father often threatens his mother with weapons hanging on the wall, the son secretly charged him, hoping that during the first scandal, he would shoot his mother and put him in jail. However, for the past few weeks, the couple lived surprisingly peacefully, which upset the failed avenger indescribably.
Where is he, this bastard? "How where?" The old man was surprised. "The son lives a floor above ..." Yes, the son he was looking for was ... Ronald Opus! It was he who loaded the shotgun, and when revenge failed, he jumped out of the window in despair. And he was shot by his own charge. By his father. Which I wanted to put in jail. Suicide happened, although not quite in the way that Opus wanted ... Although this whole story looks like a fabrication, it is a fact recorded!
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