Re: Detectives are joking
1. The pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (30 minutes !!! Nevermind yourself!)
2. Catfish have more than 27,000 taste buds.
(Why? What is so tasty at the bottom?)
3. A cockroach lives without a head for 9 days, after which it dies of hunger.
(And I’m all thinking about a pig)
4. A flea can jump 350 times the length of its body. It's like a person jumping over a football field
(30 minutes !!! .. shit ... lucky pig).
5. Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Yes, thank God!)
6. Some lions mingle more than 50 times a day.
(The pig is funnier anyway)
7. Cat urine glows in ultraviolet light.
(I wonder who was paid to find out?)
8. An ostrich’s eye is larger than its brain.
(I even know a few of these people)
9. A starfish has no brain at all.
(And I know such people)
10. People and dolphins are the only ones
who has sex for pleasure.
(But what about the pig ???)
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