Brain training

[Детектив-Юг]

As in the last riddle, the laws of physics!
Temperature difference and flight path. : lol:

 

[Бюро Рысь]

As in the last riddle, the laws of physics!
Temperature difference and flight path. : lol:

The flight path is right!

 

[Бюро Рысь]

Peter has not committed any crime, but he is surrounded by professionals, one of whom begins to beat him until he cries. What's happening?

 

[Роберт]

Peter has not committed any crime, but he is surrounded by professionals, one of whom begins to beat him until he cries. What's happening?

The main thing is that professionals hate champagne.

 

[Бюро Рысь]

Peter has not committed any crime, but he is surrounded by professionals, one of whom begins to beat him until he cries. What's happening?

The main thing is that professionals hate champagne.

It is cheaper than cognac, but with vodka it’s not convenient somehow!

 

[Роберт]

 

[Татьяна 49]

Okay, let's think ....
1) Clowns in the circus. Professionals beat partners to cry. ?
2) When filming comedy films. Professionals beat partners to cry. ?
Now a joke caught my eye, inspired another option, though, in my opinion, it is not entirely correct.
“What are you doing at all?”
- I get people.
- And they?
- They yell.
- Have you hit the face yet?
- Not yet. I am an obstetrician in a maternity hospital.

3) A baby is slapped at birth to cry. Professionals. But they don’t beat (but this is in my understanding).
Well, such versions.

 

[Бюро Рысь]

“What are you doing at all?”
- I get people.
- And they?
- They yell.
- Have you hit the face yet?
- Not yet. I am an obstetrician in a maternity hospital.

3) A baby is slapped at birth to cry. Professionals. But they don’t beat (but this is in my understanding).
Well, such versions.

Absolutely correct version

Peter has not committed any crime, but he is surrounded by professionals, one of whom begins to beat him until he cries. What's happening?

The main thing is that professionals hate champagne.

It is cheaper than cognac, but with vodka it’s not convenient somehow!

And Robert, too, got it right!

 

[Бюро Рысь]

New ironic puzzle

Husband and wife lived. The wife was very fond of reading detective stories, and her husband mocked her because of this. Once he said something to his wife and she filed for divorce.
What could a husband tell his wife to file for a divorce?

 

[Детектив-Юг]

The husband probably hit that in the end of the next detective.