Restroom

[Плотников Юрий Михайлович]

Well done!

 

[Детектив-Молдова]

Andrei Valerievich, this is a whole REP-SONG turned out!
It would be great to ask Popap and Nastya to do it!
And invite them to the Conference ... however, little time is left)))

 

[Андрей Захаров]

: lol: Exactly-rap ...

 

[Евгений СБ]

Well done!

 

[Kuznecov.Igorj]

WELCOME! Rest, so rest. I will accept any criticizing words. I'm just like that. Remember the Mu-mu song. And one evening, out of boredom, I took paper, pen in hand, and went to write for myself. About Mu-flour remember. Well, it turned out. Only there are famous names, do not swear much.

Somehow we went for a walk in the woods, had a drink of cognac, devoured a barbecue. After that, we should dig up the rubbish, but we need to dig a hole and then go home after house.
We quickly dug a hole and unearthed an iron safe. The manuscript was taken out of the safe and here, on the spot, it was read.
It was so that in old times, in one gouged hut, a man lived for some reason, he called himself Gerasim.
But the man was completely sick and he was not friends with his head. No one respected him for having devoured all the dogs.
He ate some, drowned others, and just shot others. And again he found a pack, knitted them all, dragged them home.
Then he sorted the dogs, and put the meat in the basement. Dogs lay in heaps, some howled here, they moaned.
In part, the dogs all ran away and weren’t caught anymore. There were always stray dogs and there was one among them,
She didn’t run away with everyone and lay on the porch now. Each dog needs a house, it is not reasonable to be a stray dog.
Well, the trouble is, well, what should she do, to whom to give friends to her. And here Gerasim jumped, he immediately grabbed the dog.
Rapid inspection fixed. Everything is very simple, this impudent girl raised her tail and he tried on something for her.
He immediately gave the name to the dog. He called a pooh dog. Then he patted his withers and immediately took her to the house
So Mu-ma began to live in the house, she really did not go to tramps. She was lying on the rug and was dreaming looking at the ceiling.
Eh male would invite, leave for the night, seduce, then give birth to puppies and children to raise together.
But here Gerasim began to be weird, to drag her to bed. And he lifted her tail all the same, some nevertheless he impudently.
Mu-mu did not tolerate this and she ate a pack of beast, she stuck her teeth into her hand so that a goat, a fool, screamed.
But still he grabbed it and launched it into the far corner. Low so she flew, and along the way the pot hit.
Gerasim immediately jumped up, by the scruff of his neck, a bastard, grabbed her, immediately dragged her into the barn and nearly chopped her up.
Mu-flour was strong, pushed the fool in shit. He flopped his head down there, waves of shit rose.
He sits in his neck and angrily looks at Mu-mu. Well, what did Gerasim get, was there enough shit?
Why did you pester me, why did you raise my tail, why did you drown my friends, why did you eat them, why did you kill them?
You will sit here for a long time, growl, moo and look at the top. The villagers will not pass by, they will not find you a bastard.
Now sit the goat in shit, no compassion for you. Dogs could live for a long time, give birth to puppies and raise them.
Why did you take their life, you human moron! Yes, moron, yes I'm sick and what can you do with me.
I have to lie in the madhouse, and where to get the money for it, What a scoundrel, he spoke, as if he weren’t a moron at all.
And now how to get you, because it will stink of you. well, I’ll throw a rope, shove the rope you back.
You grip your teeth tightly, but get your hands tight. Gerasim got out and left, he didn’t even enter the village.
Dogs live happily, puppies born are cherished. And if suddenly a moron comes, he will immediately fall into shit.
But still he came to the village, found Mu-flour sleeping, tied the poor fellow, shut his mouth and quietly sniffed the dog.
Brick smoothed, drowned. What a moron. And again he began to catch dogs, and after they drown them in the river.
The villagers take the dogs home, and suddenly this rogue lurks. They guard with a berdanka at night, otherwise they will steal it again.
... to be continued.

 

[JR Security Consulting Group]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Гудимов Анатолий Геннадиевич]

Not bad

 

[Андрей Захаров]

I agree with Anatoly

 

[Kuznecov.Igorj]

Greetings to all ! Some time ago I described a certain Gerasim who drowned Mu-muyu Ne to the end. It was somehow lazy, and I didn’t like it, apparently I wrote in vain. In the near future I promise to submit to your court a redone version. Only you will be the first to see this creation. I accept any statements and I will not be offended. Put it in rhyme and that's it. And what happened is what happened.

 

[Kuznecov.Igorj]

About dumb Gerasim and Mu-mu.

A friend told me in secret that he had taken the case from the archive.
He asked me to read the case and describe everything in detail.
I have stated the matter below and fully disclosed the topic.

Serge did not live where you were and he did not walk along the Neva.
He lived in ponds, in the capital, and ended up somewhere.
I got into the archive, I gave it to the paw and took the matter from the archive.
He asked to read the case and how to describe everything.
When I read the case, I was stunned, almost fell.
It was written about Gerasim and how he was searched everywhere.
How he caught strangers' dogs, and then went to drown them.
I will write about this, please do not blame me.
It was so that in the village, in one gouged hut,
Some guy lived, he called himself Gerasim.
But the man was completely sick and he was not friends with his head.
No one called him friends because he ate all the dogs.
In a cauldron, he cooked their meat, and then ate, well, here's a moron!
And again he found a pack, knitted them all, dragged them home.
Then he killed all the dogs, and put the meat in the basement.
Vsezh mostly drowned them, so here he was a bastard.
But the mongrels all the same fled and again they weren’t caught.
One dog did not run away and lay on the porch now.
So she wants to live in the house, the dog should not be a tramp.
And then Gerasim showed up, clutching a sleeping dog.
He immediately examined it, raked the crook and flew into the house.
I put the find on the table, but how did a moron get it all the same?
He walked around the circle three times, came close to the dog.
The dog began to lift the tail and try on something there.
The dog immediately gave the name, a moron Mu-mu called her.
So Mu-ma began to live in the house, she was no longer a tramp.
She was lying on the rug and was dreaming looking at the ceiling.
“Eh, a dog would be invited, left for the night, seduce.
Then he would give birth to puppies and raise children together ... ”
But here Gerasim began to be weird, to drag her to bed.
And all her tail lifted, which is still impudent.
He began to attach to her and Vaseline already got it.
A little more and bestiality in the bed would drag the dog.
But then Mu-mu suddenly became brutalized, well, like a brute she ate.
She had enough for her ass, a moron howled in pain, a fool.
He ran to the back yard and fell into the hole with shit.
With his head he plopped down there, waves of shit rose.
He sits upright in shit and looks at Mu-mu angrily.
Well, what did Gerasim get, was there enough shit?
Why did you pester me, why did you lift my tail?
Why did you kill your brothers, why did you eat them? Well you moron!
You will sit here for a long time, mooing, growling and looking up.
The villagers will not pass by, they will not find you a bastard.
Now sit moron in shit, no compassion for you.
Gerasim only mumbled, dumb head downloaded.
And to myself, I thought this way: “Yes, I'm a moron, yes, I'm sick.
And what can you do with me, I need to lie in a madhouse.
And where to get the money for it, or to take away passers-by? "
So that Gerasim was sad, you remembered how he drowned the dogs.
Well, stop pouring tears, it's time to get out of the pit.
Or did you like to sit and look from the shit to the top?
Now the question is: how to get it? You will emit an amber.
The villagers will immediately understand everything, Gerasim the Dodger sat in shit.
Well, I’ll throw a rope, put that rope in the ass.
You grip it with your teeth, but pull your hands.
So you’ll get out by yourself, but I don’t give you water know.
Gerasim got out and left, he did not even go home.
Dogs live happily, Gerasim left, this rogue.
And if he suddenly comes to the village, he will immediately fall into shit.
He nevertheless came to the village, found Mu-sleeping sleeping.
He tied the poor fellow, shut his jaws, quietly closed the dog.
She kicked her, then beat her and loaded Mu-mu into the boat.
He swam into the middle with it, adjusted the brick, drowned it.
And again he began to catch dogs, and after they were drowned in a pond.
The villagers take the dogs home, with a berdanka they guard at night.
What if this rogue and the dog are stolen at night?
After all, the order in the village is dumb, only the headman of the bastard.
Well, how to wean a bastard, stoke other people's dogs in a pond?
So you have to chop off your hands so that you can’t catch dogs.
Or maybe break off his fingers so that he could not knit dogs.
So can you shoot right away? In the shit bastard drown.
Gerasim lived in the village in the same way and he also caught all the dogs.
The villagers caught the reptile and carefully stuffed their faces.
They kicked him in the ribs, and gave him a dozen times in the kidneys.
Now he sits in his hut, looks out the window and mumbles.
I wanted to go to the general store freak, but scares the whole people.
And how to go, the whole eye swam and put his teeth in a corner.
But he remembered how Mu-mu was drowned and for himself he decided so:
“I’ll go first to the tavern, they all know that I’m a fool
I'd rather drink vodka and walk drunk in the village.
And then I’ll decide how to continue to live and whether it is worth catching the dogs. "
He came to a tavern, sat down on a bench, and here he went nuts on the spot.
Then vodka flows like a river, in the corner a man pukes slightly.
Without skirts, women flaunt and men seduce all.
Then drunk each other's face beats, the cab operator bribes from all fights.
So the near-water came, ate, drank and so left.
He called at the door of the tavern and said something in his ear.
The tavern keeper immediately gave the money, but still got into the face.
And the near-water one said: “Well, you are a thief and impudent!
You robbed a lot of drunk, but gave me a tweet for that?
You’ll pay me a hundred, otherwise you won’t be here.
I will protect you, and this is all my land. "
He immediately got sick when he saw the lawlessness.
Without running away from the tavern, he ran away, but on the road he reasoned:
In the tavern, I no longer have a foot, because I’m already completely sick.
There they’ll immediately stuff my face and immediately take away the money.
I’d better catch the dogs, and after them drown them in the pond.
And I’ll learn to speak, because it’s hard for the dumb to live.
For three days, the ABC book was spinning in my hands, but I did not understand anything.
And here Gerasim grumbled, then he growled at all.
Then he began to fart and hiccup, he decided to open his own business.
But he did not discover anything, because he was just a moron.
So what should I do, what to get? I decided to steal potatoes.
Then to sell it, and hide the money under the bed.
But he didn’t steal the potatoes, the owner collected all of him.
He also waved his hands; he considered himself an eagle.
Or maybe he wanted to take off, but he only knew how to down from the stove.
And so he usually crouched when the meadow walked on Bezhin.
After all, it was he who stole the sheep, and then he sold their skins.
All this Chekhov described to whom he sold and how much he took.
And Dostoevsky recalled that he called him an idiot.
And so that no one would guess, he wrote about Prince Myshkin.
Turgenev was not on the sidelines, in his estate, in the yard,
He erected a monument to Mu-me, a huge crowd gathered.
To whom he immediately told how he wrote a story about Mu-mu.
Where did he pick up the character, but about Gerasim said:
“Yes, he’s already completely sick, and he’s not friends with his head.
Why did he drown Mu-mu and who asked him to? "
And Leo Tolstoy, as everyone knew, called the dog a bull-terrier.
I wrote a letter to the dumb and called in the revolution.
And Levitan did not lag behind, painted in oil.
(Gerasim dragged the dog into the boat, swam in the middle with it.
He strangled the poor man in the boat, and then he took it and drowned it. )
He called this picture: “Gerasim the murderer, impudent. "
And sent to the Tretyakov Gallery. In a letter, the artist wrote:
“There are no more such dogs, Gerasim drowned all of them. "
Iron Felix said nothing, but quietly tapped everyone.
“Gerasim caught dogs everywhere, and after them went to drown! "
And Lenin, as he found out, then called Felix to himself.
“I demand to explain to me how this can be.
Invite a dog to the hut, then almost kill her.
And after taking and drowning, the White Guard should be.
He must not be allowed to come to me, and if he comes to arrest him.
Invite the people to execution, publicly drown the bastard. "
When Joseph found out everything, he clapped his hand and said:
“Lavrentiy! You knew about it, so why didn't you take it?
The Central Committee Bureau has already decided that it is necessary to catch the enemy
And 25 he solder, no, it’s better to give the tower immediately.
You quickly announce the wanted list, do not grab it slowly.
He is a vile enemy, he is a bastard, impudent. How many dogs did he steal?
500 stole and drowned. What a moron!
You went to SMERSH mission and GRU immediately connect to them.
Take control of your wanted list and show your role here.
Well enough for us to “push the market”, it’s time to look for Gerasim.
And you send a brigade to the pond, let everyone swim there by swimming.
The breed was rare, get it there from the bottom.
We will arrange a funeral for her near the wall in the Kremlin.
We’ll put a monument to Mu-me, she died here in our country. "
Lavrenty immediately got up quickly and ran to execute everything.
And he sent out circulars in which he himself ordered everyone:
“Do not slowly capture the enemy, deliver to me, do not execute.
He is obliged to interrogate, then to put the bastard.
For the detention of the enemy, I will forget all the sins then.
I will hand the order personally myself, I will raise the rank, I will give the post. "
But he didn’t give the school a circular;
There is a minister-bureaucrat, let him teach the guys.
And what they learn there, sedition is read every day.
I myself will then go to the leader, I will show this ugly story.
And let him remove the minister, appoint another fool.
The leader then sat, smoked and looked at the sunrise.
How strange, the marshal does not go, does not lead a silent reptile.
He probably didn’t take it, for which I promoted?
Perhaps it is necessary to order, find out more quickly.
So tired of waiting a long time, I want to know the truth.
Well, if only Vlasik would have found out everything and would have told me the truth.
He did so, called and asked Beria everything.
Then he clarified something and reported everything to the commander in chief.
The fact that a dumb scoundrel was taken and the end came to him.
He is already in the MGB, but says nothing.
Spits, growls, still screams and so moo little.
Neither does he call himself, he hides his data.
But Stalin listened, laughed, then for all he said this:
“So he is already completely sick, and he is not friends with his head.
And he does not know how to read, well, his mother is edrena.
Grab by the scruff of the hand and grunting against the wall with his head.
And right away he will understand you all, give a lead and everything will go.
He told you to interrogate and then grind it.
Or will I now teach you here how to beat my head against a wall?
He must tell everything himself and who told Mu-mu to remove.
Who ordered to catch all the dogs, and after them to drown in the pond.
And so that he could not bustle, he should be beaten up properly.
And after the reptile to condemn and not a little time to wind.
To put a bastard in the carriage and hammer the door with a nail.
And to drive a reptile into the camp, to describe this process in the press.
So that the people would know, I’ll turn off my head for Mu-mu, Gerasim.
And let him die on the road, this Gerasim, a bastard, an idiot.
Why did you pester a dog, why did you raise its tail?
Why did he drown her and who asked him to.
What ? Turgenev composed the story, but you took him into custody?
Not yet taken? Arrest, send the writer to Siberia.
Do not give a sheet of paper and forbid him to write.
Archives all withdraw it and special. to transfer to the department.
I don’t understand, we won’t take him and not send him to the camps?
Well, it’s funny for me, I don’t understand, don’t arrest the scribbler
Do I need to tell me how to put people in camps?
I give everything for three hours, otherwise you yourself will go there.
All clear ? Quickly fulfill whom your mother said!
This Gerasim got so, pushed the dog into the hole.
Well, just drowned, what a moron.
So you want to report, not to surprise me with anything.
I understood everything, for a long time, there is a movie according to Turgenev.
And who then filmed the movie, who gave permission?
Who executed the documents, who allocated funds for the film?
Well, clearly, Lunacharsky gave, and Eisenstein gave the ends.
Already there is no one alive, and then to ask with whom?
Our people did not live long, and how do you command me to be now?
Lavrentiy! And whom did you take, to whom did you solder 25?
“He took the mute, arrested, as you ordered my Koba.
Now he sits on Solovki, looking at the sky in a cell. "
“Well, I justified the destination; nevertheless, I took the enemy of the people.
I wanted to punish you, now I have to give the order.
What do you want to get? Star of the hero, so be it!
And let the bastard sit there, looking up through the bars.
After all, this is the surest step, once planted, then the enemy. "
Gerasim was in the cell and suddenly wanted to work.
They drove him to work, drove the loafer into the nursery.
Gerasim immediately grabbed the dog and then strangled it on the spot.
Although he was completely sick and was not friends with his head,
But he was responsible for the actions, for this he always mumbled.
He mowed a scoundrel under a fool, but he came to an end.
Because he strangled the dog, he landed under the article.
And immediately, as he found out, he gave a tear from the jail.
We quickly announced the wanted list, in the SD, the Gestapo reported.
And the chances did not support us and we were refused the wanted list.
At the same time, they politely said that we ourselves would look for him.
“We knew him, he was a moron, he didn’t drown Mu-mu with us.
He didn’t come to us in the Gestapo, Shtirlits was in touch.
He dragged all the puppies to him, but Stirlitz did not accept them.
He poured schnapps to him and he ran away with satisfaction.
He beat people there in the SD and hit us at the Gestapo.
For the fact that Stirlitz beat, and he knocked out Aysman's eye.
But he escaped from the Gestapo, and then disappeared.
Here’s donner weter, here’s impudent, because the bastard waved his fists.
The last eye knocked him out, and if only he knocked out, here's a moron.
But Holtov himself will find him, in the Gestapo reptile will lead.
Yes, he will not get anywhere; on the road, fool will disappear.
Kruger also called us and asked about Gerasim.
He was seen near Krakow, but we did not take the moron.
Well, there is no case for him and no papers a long time ago.
Probably Stirlitz tried when wiped with a piece of paper.
Looks like he really chose when he was looking for a piece of paper.
But he grabbed the wrong hand, kneaded, ... and lowered it into the toilet. "
Gerasim, although he was sick and was not friends with his head,
But the bastard hid so that there was no way to find him.
He was already caught everywhere and Interpol was already connected.
And the CIA has long been dealing with it.
We caught a hundred mutes and all of them have already been imprisoned.
But no one said that he put Mu-mu in the boat.
They all scream so loudly, they don’t want to admit it.
But we all sewed the matter to them and all of them already failed.
But this search was stopped and the choir immediately dumped everything.
Until their own people took us and shot a bullet in the forehead.
But SMERSH caught the bastard and put him into the isolation ward.
And the one who detained the reptile, he has already become a general.
I told the prisoners in the ear whom I had driven into their cell.
He immediately had his eye knocked down, brains were thrust into place.
And honestly, they beat me up so much that I had to save him.
And alone to give a place to make it better to watch.
Now he’s sitting here alone, he just howls and mumbles.
And on a walk the dog caught and the bastard, tore his hands.
His deed so explained that he had long been a moron.
And that he did not like dogs, and therefore drowned them all.
He also drowned the flour, and killed the other dogs.
Then they jerked the moron and gave him to the tracker.
It’s not a fool to see, and he finished it so
That he signed everything at once and laid it in his pants.
He was convicted in the zone and extended for a tag.
He sat and sits and looks up through the bars.
But the trouble, while I was sitting, I always wanted to go to England.
A neighbor told him everything, he even showed a picture.
There the dog treads on the people, leads to the swamp of captives.
And there they just tear apart, well, and naturally eats.
Gerasim decided to kill the dog, just drown in the swamp.
Or maybe you can’t catch a dog, don’t immediately drown in a swamp?
After all, there is no evidence that the dog is some kind of cannibal.
So it can feed the dog, a little chastise him.
Find a collar, leash, take home and it will be good.
The dog will live in the house and will guard his house.
But he wanted to kill him, just to drown in a swamp.
He lived with it, he slept with it, and afterwards he took and fled.
He went to England for two years, but he still came to Sir Henry.
Strange how, you did not recognize, Henry sir told him.
Holmes! I represented you to others, the growth diminished a little.
Well, you! Well, no words. With a beard and without a mustache.
Very dirty and lame, the smell of you is bad.
You walked very long and naturally tired.
And you tore your clothes and in addition barefoot.
I won’t find everything for you and I won’t be able to dress you.
Then a swamp approached, a warehouse with clothes flooded.
The whole passage collapsed and people do not walk there.
You have a rest in the annex and live a little there.
I’ll find something for you, I’ll tell the dressing room.
Barrymore will bring you, he will find clothes for you.
In it you will go to the swamp and you will find that dog.
Kohl find cattle, immediately give her strychnine.
I'd like to look at the free path again.
Sir! Barrymore told him and showed the guest.
Mr. Holmes did not reach us, so Gerasim came to us.
He walked from Russia for a long time, barefoot, but he did.
He loves to catch dogs, and then drown in a pond.
His houses were condemned, the camps slapped him.
He escaped from the camp, now he was walking towards us.
I caught the Baskervilles and drowned in a swamp.
No more dog will come, nor will anyone lead.
We thanked him, we immediately poured a glass.
He refused the glass, grabbed the glass first.
And then he took the bottle from the throat and sucked it.
He mumbled something, and he shouted.
He turned and left, he did not come to us anymore.
Soon the rumor about him passed that he found dogs here.
He tied it to a rope and took it with him.
He didn’t feed them, and then he killed them all.
Then we tied him, immediately handed over to the cops.
And the process we instituted and forwarded to the judge.
At the trial, he mumbled everything, spoiled the air and growled.
He grabbed a term of not a small one and hit the zone.
In the zone we washed it, lice and fleas were killed.
And they cut their hair and shaved it, let them go bald into the cell.
Now he sits in the cell, only howls and mumbles.
The prisoners are in the cell, they don’t want to talk to him.
He does not know English, waved his fists.
I had to clean up the fool, to give a place alone.
And they reported to Russia that they had seized Gerasim.
We were asked to wait and not to lynch him.
And they said that the convoy would take him with him.
But he did not wait for the convoy and gave a fight to the tear.
The prison dog was grabbed and strangled on the spot.
The wanted list was immediately announced and we’ll tell how they seized it.
He pretended to be Porthos and gathered in France.
He had already boarded aboard, Pinkerton found him.
He was dressed not in fashion, and the sword was kind of.
But when they decided to take it, he hid the sword under the bed.
He put on his musketeer cloak and mumbled that he was out of work.
For a long time he resisted, even defended himself with a sword.
He waved his fists so that he gave us a fingal.
He broke the floor of the cabin, gave us such trynds!
I had to call help and knit it in a crowd.
They let gas in, they gave it into the snout and trampled it underfoot.
We tied it tightly and passed it back to the zone.
They chained him to the wall right away, and they told him to wait.
But Gerasim did not wait, pulled out the chain and ran away.
And the security missed and Gerasim was gone.
As the man faded from them, he fled to the left.
There is a road, a dump truck, and he fell under it.
Then he was crushed, already turned into a cake.
We tore off a shovel and collected it in a bag.
And the bag was given to the messenger and Gerasim was taken away.
He delivered a bag to the morgue, a piece fell out of it.
Quickly he was collected there, identified, described.
The old case was raised, the report quickly dashed off.
Immediately they buried his corpse, but the matter was dismissed.
And to the top we called and reported about it.
The GRU ordered us to remain silent, the case then took to our place.
Pronin immediately took the matter, raised the development.
He specified something there and informed his superiors.
That Gerasim is a bestial and in the SS man he was.
He served with Müller, went to the Sturmbannführer.
Sudoplatov took the case, studied for a very long time.
Asked about the Gestapo, expressed his opinion.
I reported everything to the drug addict, I immediately received the order.
But he praised the major and handed the star to his chest.
He wrote off the case to the archive and deposited it.
Well, we all got it there, read it, wrote it.
How Gerasim lived and drowned dogs everywhere.
I did not write about this, only a friend got me.
He started offering money, so I started writing.
How can I refuse a friend, so I started writing.
Here I lit all of them, who went through the case.
Maybe someone does not understand that Gerasim was an idiot.
I didn’t say it, Dostoevsky wrote.
I just read it and retold it as best I could.
And please do not blame me, because I can give in the face.