Private detectives joke

[Детектив-Юг]

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Scattered and it remains!

 

[Детективное агентство Тула]

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All in the darkness ... all in money. (secret dream of a manure carrier): oops:

 

[Hikaru]

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: D: D: D

 

[Андрей Захаров]

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Joke: Children of the fisherman- "Tyatya, Tyatya ... Our nets dragged the dead man ..." Fisherman- "Again the dead man ... And I wanted the fish ..."

 

[Татьяна 49]

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The airport. On the side of the steering track, an aerodrome worker with a regular oblique-lithuania mowing grass near the signal lights. A boring fine rain pours in, and a man throws a black raincoat over a tent. Mows. At this moment, the Yak-42 is taxiing for take-off along this very track. Uncle departs by 15-20 meters and stands waiting. A hood on his head, in his hand a scythe. The board rolls by
the airdrome friendly waved the plane, wishing him a happy flight.
Walkie-talkie pilot:
- Dispatcher, tell your mowers: let them even put a scythe, while our passengers did not jump out through the emergency hatches!

 

[Татьяна 49]

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Guys on a camping trip drinking bonfires. Everything is fine, the only problem is mosquitoes, which are just a huge amount. Guys got tired of peasants, they put out a fire so that mosquitoes would not fly into the light, and stumbled into a tent. After some time, a completely ready-made man peeps out of the tent, and fireflies fly on the street - the frightened man crawls back into the tent and says:
- Guys! ... Mosquitoes with flashlights have returned! They are looking for us !!! ...

 

[Татьяна 49]

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[Бюро Рысь]

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The airport. On the side of the steering track, an aerodrome worker with a regular oblique-lithuania mowing grass near the signal lights. A boring fine rain pours in, and a man throws a black raincoat over a tent. Mows. At this moment, the Yak-42 is taxiing for take-off along this very track. Uncle departs by 15-20 meters and stands waiting. A hood on his head, in his hand a scythe. The board rolls by
the airdrome friendly waved the plane, wishing him a happy flight.
Walkie-talkie pilot:
- Dispatcher, tell your mowers: let them even put a scythe, while our passengers did not jump out through the emergency hatches!

: lol:: lol:: lol:

 

[Андрей Захаров]

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Rates ... You can place one in your office ... With some exceptions, of course: lol:

 

[Матушкин Андрей Николаевич]

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Fun!