Damn, I didn’t manage to congratulate all our girls on the forum in time. In general, dear ladies, please understand and forgive me, I am currently in the North Caucasus, in Nalchik, and not in my native St. Petersburg. Here, as it were, to put it mildly, it was not until March 8. Nevertheless, this as a man does not justify me at all, therefore, in order to at least get a little rehabilitation in your eyes, I will congratulate you even on March 9! It's not too late, is it? And what, in general, is the difference, on the 8th or 9th of March, you always remain the same for us! Yes, and better later, as they say, than never! And my stone will fall from my soul! Though...
Once upon a time, still a kid, at a school desk
I was once unpleasantly surprised:
There is a terrible holiday - Women's Day March 8,
The saddest date of all time!
Men of all ages, melting holes in the budget,
In the morning galloping with foam at the mouth ...
Oh, Day of the Florist and small souvenirs! ...
The traditions of stupid and ridiculous vanity ...
I honestly adore women to madness
But fig, tell them they need a day so much
When men, after hard thought
They give them all the empty rubbish? ..
In what delirium and on which curved tablet,
What hangover suffered, a playwright
He painted our terrible world, where Klara Zetkin
Didn’t fail to meet Rosa Luxemburg ?!
... To hell with her, with Rose! Well, with Clara, who’s worse.
But for God's sake, ladies, life is so short!
Since a peasant needs a reason to bestow on you,
Fuck you such a man !!! ...
I will paint over this date with a black marker
In a calendar hanging at home on the wall.
'Cause women should always be holy
And not on one stupid holiday in the spring !!!
Once again, with the spring holiday of you, our dear and beautiful half of humanity !!! All the best to you, from a pure heart!
R. S. Guys, nothing personal, honestly. I also have something in store for you. And in order not to open a new topic such as "Happy March 9!", I’m already, with your permission, ladies and forgive me for the short-term use of their theme, I’ll try to reassure you here:
So the bouquets ended
SMS, cakes, sweets,
Congratulations, wishes,
Quarrels, screams, partings ...
"Why did not you call?"
"Bastard! You forgot me!"
"Gad, you don't love me!"
"Carnations again? Here's the bullshit!"
"Where is the fur coat? You promised!"
"Did you congratulate the keyboard too?"
"Have you called anyone all evening?"
"What the fuck meeting?"
"I want one in advertising!"
"Well, where's the present for mom?"
Managed without a heart attack? ...
Guys, since March 9th !!!
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