Detective agency. Private detective. Lithuania. Vilnius.

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Thank you, I was born 5 days ago ....: D

According to the good old Russian tradition, it is allowed to congratulate the birthday man at least six months later, but not a minute earlier ...

 

[Viktor]

Damn it, but I didn’t know about this good old Russian tradition ... Thank you, Konstantin Mikhailovich, for enlightening us. I have to wait half a year ... (I had a birthday six days ago, on October 21, and everyone still continues to congratulate Olegas). In the place of Olegas, personally, I would only be glad to be congratulated for another six months from the moment of my birthday, and not remembered only six months later, and even then it would be nice if I remembered ... Already after Olegas, two more of our congratulations on our birthday colleagues, but I have, it means, a delay of six months ... according to the good old Russian tradition ... And why am I so guilty of colleagues? Unclear...

 

[Детективное агентство Тула]

Damn it, but I didn’t know about this good old Russian tradition ... Thank you, Konstantin Mikhailovich, for enlightening us. I have to wait half a year ... (I had a birthday six days ago, on October 21, and everyone still continues to congratulate Olegas). In place of Olegas, personally, I would only be glad to be congratulated for another six months from the moment of my birthday, and not remembered only six months later, and even then it would be nice if I remembered ... Already after Olegas, two more of our congratulated our friends on their birthday colleagues, and I, it means, a delay of six months ... according to the good old Russian tradition ... And why am I so guilty of my colleagues? Unclear...

Dear Victor Vasilievich!
It is unlikely that you managed to cave in with something; rather, you did not manage to be remembered ...
You, for the entire period of your stay at the Forum from March 13, 2013 to the present ( two and a half years ), I remember everything 17 (seventeen) your messages. For comparison: Olegas has them 709 .
Did you feel the difference?
This is Forum statistics. The thing is very objective and incorruptible ...
Simple arithmetic calculations convincingly testify to your negligible activity on the Forum.
Again incomprehensible?

 

[Хагани]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

 

[Олегас]

Nikolajevic, spasibo

 

[Viktor]

Damn it, but I didn’t know about this good old Russian tradition ... Thank you, Konstantin Mikhailovich, for enlightening us. I have to wait half a year ... (I had a birthday six days ago, on October 21, and everyone still continues to congratulate Olegas). In place of Olegas, personally, I would only be glad to be congratulated for another six months from the moment of my birthday, and not remembered only six months later, and even then it would be nice if I remembered ... Already after Olegas, two more of our congratulated our friends on their birthday colleagues, and I, it means, a delay of six months ... according to the good old Russian tradition ... And why am I so guilty of my colleagues? Unclear...

Dear Victor Vasilievich!
It is unlikely that you managed to cave in with something; rather, you did not manage to be remembered ...
You, for the entire period of your stay at the Forum from March 13, 2013 to the present ( two and a half years ), I remember everything 17 (seventeen) your messages. For comparison: Olegas has them 709 .
Did you feel the difference?
This is Forum statistics. The thing is very objective and incorruptible ...
Simple arithmetic calculations convincingly testify to your negligible activity on the Forum.
Again incomprehensible?

Dear Konstantin Mikhailovich!
Thank you for enlightening me once again and letting me "feel the difference" who is "hu" in our forum.
I don’t want to engage in polemics with anyone about my memorability in MOD in comparison with Olegas and other participants in the MOD forum, whom I deeply respect, but please tell me, is it really possible in our forum to be the fundamental criterion for an elementary congratulation on your birthday colleagues in the shop need him to poke the "Enter" button on his computer keyboard not 17, but 709 times? And in past years, by the way, I visited the forum even less, but after all they congratulated me, and also on time! And what does your "objective and incorruptible forum statistics" have to do with the fact that the same Mr. A. Berezin, whom I respected, has since 2010, there are also only 24 posts on the forum, but after all, he, unlike me, was congratulated on time this year too! If you think that I am known in the MOD and judged only by the activity of my communication in this forum, then you are deeply mistaken, I participate quite actively in the life of the MOD without publicizing this on the forum, so that the leaders of the MOD and other active forum users are enough for me remember well and know without my reminder of myself on the forum. I’m not really touchy, I’ll survive, but I don’t understand why to congratulate you on our forum, you need to turn to some “simple arithmetic calculations” that personally tell you something “convincingly”, and not to be guided by elementary politeness, correctness and decency? What does it mean for us, under each avatar, in bold and flashy type, the date of birth of each forum participant is marked, and if he is very active in the forum, then his birthday is constantly evident to everyone, and they will not forget to congratulate him in a timely manner? No, our dear Konstantin Svet Mikhailovich, the forum’s birthdays are not tracked so much by the forum administrators as you tried to present it to me and everyone else, so don’t ... about memorability, etc., we are not beautiful girls, to constantly show off and remember. A simple human factor, as always, that’s all ... Not about memorability here, we need to talk, but about forgetfulness. And about the "good old Russian tradition" that you bothered to remind us all of, I think it would be more appropriate to recall the good old Russian proverb "Road spoon to dinner ..." Good luck in all your endeavors, Konstantin Mikhailovich, and active participation in the life of the MOD, and not in stating its statistics!

PS Olegas, I'm sorry that I allow myself to “mumble” a little in this thread of yours, I won’t be anymore, honest detective. I'm getting older, I guess. Once again, you are with Dnyuha, glad to meet you, I would like to meet more often, ride ships on the rivers, sing songs and show tricks to each other! You’ll be in St. Petersburg, don’t miss it, stop by to visit, many of our colleagues have already visited my house on the Gulf of Finland, no one is offended, you can ask Matushkin about my hospitality. So come on, see you, wait for a visit, I will be glad. LIBRA rule!

 

[Олегас]

Victor, with the past! After all, they say that - better later than never
Thank you very much for the invitation, I can answer the same - in Lithuania and Vilnius there really is something to see ....

 

[Viktor]

Thank you Olegas for congratulations !!! And even more so for the invitation. I know very well that in Lithuania there really is something to see. I visited you ... unfortunately, the last time back in Soviet times, in 1985, in a sanatorium in Druskininkai. E-mine, but 30 years have passed since then! It's time, it's time, Olegas, you're right, to repeat the friendly visit is no longer in the Soviet Baltic, but in the European! Oh my God, how I liked the Baltic States at one time! Of the wonderful cities and towns of Lithuania where I have visited several times, I remember, in addition to Druskininkai and, in fact, of course, Vilnius itself, also very old and beautiful Kaunas, Panevezys, Alytus, Šiauliai, Klaipeda and other complex Lithuanian names, many of which I already forgot, unfortunately. And what is the attitude of the inhabitants of these cities to tourists! I don’t know who is talking about the attitude of the Balts towards us, Russians, as occupiers, but in my own skin I felt 30 years ago a real cultural and European attitude towards myself as just a person. But all that was needed was to simply behave there as a cultured person, to learn, out of respect for Lithuanians, Latvians and Estonians, a couple of basic words in their language such as "good afternoon, thank you", "please", etc., and that’s all ! And do not eat vodka like a pig, and do not be rude to people like a real occupier to people of a different race. That’s why we are currently going to rest in Turkey, Cyprus, Thailand, Egypt, etc., this is exactly what we do with regard to the language of the natives of these countries and the manner of behavior with them, but with the Baltic states we somehow could not for some reason! Honestly, I have seen enough of our Russian "cultural" brother-countryman there, still sometimes when I remember, it’s a shame ... So Olegas, thanks again for the invitation, there will be an opportunity, I’ll definitely try to come and look at present-day Lithuania and its current residents. See you, brother! Hello to your lovely and wonderful wife.

 

[Олегас]

Thank you, Victor, nice and kindly said

 

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