Private detectives joke

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Citizen Sidorov entered the police station under cover of night and spent the whole night in it. At the same time, an unlucky citizen hit his head on the wall five times, for some reason he knocked out all his teeth, broke two ribs and stained his signature with several confessions for a total term of up to 108 years.

And this is our police routine: D

 

[@InfoPoisk]

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Here they are Help's foreign relations: D: D

Saddam was right in some ways. If you let the Iraqis go and give them full freedom, they will lose oil and not collect gold. Gradually, Iraq begins to get poorer and, against the backdrop of malnutrition, enter into frankly failed transactions and contracts. So, Baghdad wants to buy unlimited quantities of pickles in Ukraine. Iraq wants to buy unlimited quantities of pickled cucumbers in the Khmelnitsky region, said Leonid Gural, deputy chairman of the Khmelnitsky regional state administration for financial and economic issues and investment policy.

“An Asian country came up with offers to us regarding the purchase of pickled cucumbers in unlimited quantities. In Iraq, a half-liter can of this product costs $ 5. And they are ready to make calculations now, ”the official said. Well, it wouldn’t be so funny if it weren’t so sad.

 

[Детективное агентство Симферополь]

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Here they are Help's foreign relations: D: D

Saddam was right in some ways. If you let the Iraqis go and give them full freedom, they will lose oil and not collect gold. Gradually, Iraq begins to get poorer and, against the backdrop of malnutrition, enter into frankly failed transactions and contracts. So, Baghdad wants to buy unlimited quantities of pickles in Ukraine. Iraq wants to buy unlimited quantities of pickled cucumbers in the Khmelnitsky region, said Leonid Gural, deputy chairman of the Khmelnitsky regional state administration for financial and economic issues and investment policy.

“An Asian country came up with offers to us regarding the purchase of pickled cucumbers in unlimited quantities. In Iraq, a half-liter can of this product costs $ 5. And they are ready to make calculations now, ”the official said. Well, it wouldn’t be so funny if it weren’t so sad.

I still have another old grandmother alive, she makes cucumbers licking fingers !!!
Given the amount of the transaction, on the basis of its economy it is possible to turn this topic on an industrial scale !!!
Argus, are there any contacts with the Iraqis? - call, kill the topic !!! Profit in half !!!

 

[@InfoPoisk]

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I still have another old grandmother alive, she makes cucumbers licking fingers !!!
Given the amount of the transaction, on the basis of its economy it is possible to turn this topic on an industrial scale !!!
Argus, there are contacts with the Iraqis, call, kill the topic !!! Profit in half !!!

Or maybe we’ll hire a detective?

 

[Детективное агентство Симферополь]

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I still have another old grandmother alive, she makes cucumbers licking fingers !!!
Given the amount of the transaction, on the basis of its economy it is possible to turn this topic on an industrial scale !!!
Argus, there are contacts with the Iraqis, call, kill the topic !!! Profit in half !!!

Or maybe we’ll hire a detective?

Is there anyone in mind? Can anyone recommend? : ugeek:

 

[@InfoPoisk]

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I still have another old grandmother alive, she makes cucumbers licking fingers !!!
Given the amount of the transaction, on the basis of its economy it is possible to turn this topic on an industrial scale !!!
Argus, there are contacts with the Iraqis, call, kill the topic !!! Profit in half !!!

Or maybe we’ll hire a detective?

Is there anyone in mind? Can anyone recommend? : ugeek:

Matushkina A. must be asked. Could Stiff agree?

 

[Частный детектив. Владивосток.]

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No one was interested in DNA, why in the background of his photograph in Chinese is written "I will not forget my mother ..."? :?

 

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No one was interested in DNA, why in the background of his photograph in Chinese is written "I will not forget my mother ..."? :?

It seems to me that he is this ..: lol :: lol :: lol:

 

[Элен]

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No one was interested in DNA, why in the background of his photograph in Chinese is written "I will not forget my mother ..."? :?

AHAHAHAHAHAAAA! : lol:: lol:: lol:
Oh sorry: oops:

 

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Here they are Help's foreign relations: D: D

Saddam was right in some ways. If you let the Iraqis go and give them full freedom, they will lose oil and not collect gold. Gradually, Iraq begins to get poorer and, against the backdrop of malnutrition, enter into frankly failed transactions and contracts. So, Baghdad wants to buy unlimited quantities of pickles in Ukraine. Iraq wants to buy unlimited quantities of pickled cucumbers in the Khmelnitsky region, said Leonid Gural, deputy chairman of the Khmelnitsky regional state administration for financial and economic issues and investment policy.

“An Asian country came up with offers to us regarding the purchase of pickled cucumbers in unlimited quantities. In Iraq, a half-liter can of this product costs $ 5. And they are ready to make calculations now, ”the official said. Well, it wouldn’t be so funny if it weren’t so sad.

nevermind yourself !!!! ..... these are detectives !!! ..... they want to break the deal in Khmelnitsky ....: lol: