Private detectives joke

[Детективное агентство Симферополь]

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And to conduct a diversion operation in the Khmelnitsky cucumber plant, in order to exclude competition

 

[Детективное агентство. Украина. Харьков. Львов.]

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Preparing a cucumber bomb - a new weapon of mass destruction: D: D

 

[Детективное агентство. Украина. Харьков. Львов.]

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Well, and you in Ukraine are all complaining about laws (or their absence), about the authorities ... it’s all as simple as making a passport, getting a license, getting 5 phones (this seems to be true professionals working alone ..., as the author writes) and go !!! The main colt under the arm is impossible, otherwise you will break the law: P: lol :: lol :: lol:

Why not? I have almost Smith and Wesson 696. : D True injury

 

[Anonymous]

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Here they are Help's foreign relations: D: D

Saddam was right in some ways. If you let the Iraqis go and give them full freedom, they will lose oil and not collect gold. Gradually, Iraq begins to get poorer and, against the backdrop of malnutrition, enter into frankly failed transactions and contracts. So, Baghdad wants to buy unlimited quantities of pickles in Ukraine. Iraq wants to buy unlimited quantities of pickled cucumbers in the Khmelnitsky region, said Leonid Gural, deputy chairman of the Khmelnitsky regional state administration for financial and economic issues and investment policy.

“An Asian country came up with offers to us regarding the purchase of pickled cucumbers in unlimited quantities. In Iraq, a half-liter can of this product costs $ 5. And they are ready to make calculations now, ”the official said. Well, it wouldn’t be so funny if it weren’t so sad.

nevermind yourself !!!! ..... these are detectives !!! ..... they want to break the deal in Khmelnitsky ....: lol:

Helpych, the deal will not be broken, because earlier the Iraqis wanted to buy cucumbers in Kazakhstan, but they read the following information there and now no one will convince them to buy cucumbers from you


Official site of akim of Zhambyl region
https://catalog.kazakh.ru/sites/340/8341

IN KAZAKHSTAN PROHIBITED SALTING OF SAWLED KABBO AND SALMONS IN PITS.
In the Zhambyl region in the city of Taraz, Kvinta LLP (Taraz Z-Iy lane Abay 49A) - Cooking for people in pits treated with bitumen + diesel fuel - we consider this crime - bitumen is liquefied only with diesel fuel - imagine I throw carrots into chopped cabbage and cover them with roofing felt and oilcloth and in this pit all this is fermented - and all this production is sold to the population, delivered to kindergartens and state plots, prisons ... HORROR !!!
Quita LLP sells approximately 350,000 kg of cabbage and 250,000 kg of cucumbers per year
The salting should be - ONLY IN PACKAGING - CLEAN corresponding to sanitary standards ..

KAZAKHSTANISTS CAN’T WATCH INDIVIDUALLY. WHAT THE PEOPLE OF KAZAKHSTAN FEED AND PLAN DELIVERY FOR EXPORT.
WE ASK YOU TO SUPPORT - - IN AN EXTRAORDINARY ORDER TO CLOSE ALL - PITS IN KAZAKHSTAN ON FILLING OF CUCUMBERS AND SAWLOIN.
In the Volga Volgograd Region when cleaning a pit from sauerkraut
poisoned by the released hydrogen sulfide and 7 people died. ...
We ask you to see how cucumbers and cabbage are salted in the Khmelnitsky region in Ukraine and other countries - purely .. observing all san.normy. for a good example.

No Igor, the deal will definitely not break after such an advertisement ...: lol:: lol:: lol:

 

[Anonymous]

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No one was interested in DNA, why in the background of his photograph in Chinese is written "I will not forget my mother ..."? :?

Vadim, you live in Russia, this is not just an inscription, it is a tattoo. Every self-respecting opera has one. For example, I have a “peak” on the middle finger of my right hand. Back at the police school did a fashion tribute. If you want to know what it means, I can tell you ...
I looked at your photo, you also have some hieroglyphs, unfortunately, I don’t know the language, but most likely in Japanese. If you are not shy, say the translation. And then all sorts of indecent thoughts climb into your head ...: lol :: lol :: lol:

 

[Частный детектив. Владивосток.]

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I looked at your photo, you also have some hieroglyphs, unfortunately, I don’t know the language, but most likely in Japanese. If you are not shy, say the translation. And then all sorts of indecent thoughts climb into your head ...: lol :: lol :: lol:

It says, "Ordinary road, go unusual."

 

[@InfoPoisk]

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We all get tired at work. To calm down and come to life in a book of economics published in the 60s, advice was written to his wife in the Soviet Socialist Republic:

You must remember that you need to prepare daily for coming from service. Prepare the children, wash them, comb them and dress them in clean elegant clothes. They should line up and greet the father when he enters the door. For such a case, put on a clean apron and try to decorate yourself - for example, tie a bow in your hair. Do not enter into conversations with your husband, remember how much he is tired, and what he has to do every day in the service, for your sake - feed him silently, and only after he asks for a newspaper, you can try to talk to him. : P

 

[Саратов-Алиби]

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We all get tired at work. To calm down and come to life in a book of economics published in the 60s, advice was written to his wife in the Soviet Socialist Republic:

You must remember that you need to prepare daily for coming from service. Prepare the children, wash them, comb them and dress them in clean elegant clothes. They should line up and greet the father when he enters the door. For such a case, put on a clean apron and try to decorate yourself - for example, tie a bow in your hair. Do not enter into conversations with your husband, remember how much he is tired, and what he has to do every day in the service, for your sake - feed him silently, and only after he asks for a newspaper, you can try to talk to him. : P

Argus well done !!! if you don’t mind, I’ll borrow a text, I’ll write it in large letters in big letters and hang it in my hallway. : D: D

 

[@InfoPoisk]

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Hang on kumache.
And where can you hang advice to your husband?
After committing an intimate act with your wife, you should let her go to the bath, but you do not need to follow her, let her be alone. Maybe she wants to cry.

 

[Детективное агентство Симферополь]

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: shock:: shock:: shock: Argus, where did you get such a book ??? Do you happen to recruit into any sect? : o