Re: Detectives are joking
How to attract the attention of a person sitting next to you on an airplane:
1. Remove your laptop from the bag;
2. open it slowly and calmly;
3. turn it on;
4. make sure that moron is looking at your screen;
5. launch your favorite search engine;
6. close your eyes and raise your head to the sky;
7. take a deep breath and click on this link
https://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
8. look at the face of your neighbor)))