Private detectives joke

[Краев Евгений Леонидович]

Re: Detectives are joking

: lol:: lol:: lol:

 

[Андрей Захаров]

Re: Detectives are joking

Before going to the conference ....

 

[Андрей Захаров]

Re: Detectives are joking

Literacy ...: lol:

 

[Детективное агентство Тула]

Re: Detectives are joking

What does the CIA spy get?
Cloak and dagger, gun, holster,
Well poison, wig and mustache,
A radio in the form of a piece of sausage,
For the bad guys, chuyingamu chewing gum,
Money to bribe a huge bundle.
A pack of dollars! And not one,
To betray their home country
Those who are willing to sell for a dollar
Our motherland and mother.

Also the spy gets paid
Complaining to everyone that she is small
Well, when the budget is in a fever,
That monster does not have a salary,
It's time then the FSB
Recruit them to work for yourself,
There, although Russia does not live well,
Spies are unlikely to be delayed.

Andrey Orlov (Orlusha)

 

[Краев Евгений Леонидович]

Re: Detectives are joking

: mrgreen :: mrgreen :: mrgreen

 

[Детективное агентство Тула]

Re: Detectives are joking

At the seventh grader in the portfolio, my mother found a set of BDSM.
For this reason, a family council is gathering in the kitchen.
Father: - Well, as I understand it, flogging it is useless ...: oops:

 

[Бюро Рысь]

Re: Detectives are joking

At the seventh grader in the portfolio, my mother found a set of BDSM.
For this reason, a family council is gathering in the kitchen.
Father: - Well, as I understand it, flogging it is useless ...: oops:

: lol:: lol:: lol:

 

[Андрей Захаров]

Re: Detectives are joking

Gourmet searches ....: lol:

 

[Елена Алмазова]

Re: Detectives are joking

You go so fashionable in the fitting room, and then there is HOP! someone’s trunk is lying Yes ... throw your barrel in the fitting room nafig, rags are more important ) (From the series: "This is Russia, baby!")

 

[Сергей Анатольевич]

Re: Detectives are joking

Vilnius-Moscow train. Russian and Lithuanian are sitting in the compartment, Russian does not understand a word in Lithuanian, Lithuanian - not a word in Russian. They drive an hour, two, three ... Russian takes out a bottle of vodka and two glasses, pours half a glass and hands it to the Lithuanian. The Lithuanian looked at the Russian and said:
- Taip ir pádvésti galima! (you can die like that)
Russian, topping up:
- Well, 200, so 200!