Private detectives joke

[Краев Евгений Леонидович]

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The old Jew and Putin meet ...
Jew-Volodya, and you do not have Jews in your relatives?
Putin-Why did you decide that my relatives are Jews ...
Jew- It’s not easy for everyone to make Americans pay $ 50 mln for joining Crimea to Russia ... Even for a Jew it’s aerobatics ...

: lol:: lol:: lol:

 

[Детективное агентство Тула]

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AD.

Looking for a husband!
I’ll kill you ...

 

[Kuznecov.Igorj]

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Hello ! In Riga it would be at the station, in the toilet it is necessary to put. Track the blue, create a full-length film on the Internet. let people watch. And it hurts a lot of sufferers. It’s a pity that our smart-wise Saeima will not approve such a norm. And it is necessary !

 

[Матушкин Андрей Николаевич]

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[Kuznecov.Igorj]

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Excellent, lucky man. But I don’t want to be.

 

[Матушкин Андрей Николаевич]

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[Матушкин Андрей Николаевич]

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1. The pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (30 minutes !!! Nevermind yourself!)

2. Catfish have more than 27,000 taste buds.
(Why? What is so tasty at the bottom?)

3. A cockroach lives without a head for 9 days, after which it dies of hunger.
(And I’m all thinking about a pig)

4. A flea can jump 350 times the length of its body. It's like a person jumping over a football field
(30 minutes !!! .. shit ... lucky pig).

5. Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Yes, thank God!)

6. Some lions mingle more than 50 times a day.
(The pig is funnier anyway)

7. Cat urine glows in ultraviolet light.
(I wonder who was paid to find out?)

8. An ostrich’s eye is larger than its brain.
(I even know a few of these people)

9. A starfish has no brain at all.
(And I know such people)

10. People and dolphins are the only ones
who has sex for pleasure.

(But what about the pig ???)

 

[Детективное агентство Псков]

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Laughing out loud! Lucky pig ...

 

[Kuznecov.Igorj]

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Yeah. The pig was definitely lucky.

 

[Матушкин Андрей Николаевич]

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))))