Private detectives joke

[@InfoPoisk]

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For those atoms he thinks to go to the Conference or not

 

[Витаутас. Частный детектив г. Вильнюс. Литва]

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For leisure
you can spell no site with different criminal puzzles
https://deduction.ucoz.ru/

 

[Елена Алмазова]

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22 male rules

1. Tears are blackmail.
2. If you want something - speak directly. Let's dot the i: Translucent hints don't work! Transparent hints do not work! Even super-transparent hints don't work! Just say it straight!
3. Learn to interact with the toilet saddle. You're not small! If it is raised, lower it. We need it to be lifted, for you to be lowered. We do not complain that you do not lift it.
4. Yes and No are excellent as an answer to almost any question.
5. Share with us only those problems that need to be resolved. That's what we need. For sympathy - to girlfriends.
6. If the headache does not go away for 17 months, something is clearly wrong with you. To the doctor.
7. Everything that we said 6 months ago cannot be used as an argument in a dispute. Moreover, the expiration date of any remark or comment will automatically expire no later than 7 days later.
8. If you consider yourself fat, most likely it is. We don’t need to ask.
9. If what we have said can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the interpretations acts on you like a red rag on a bull, we had in mind the second.
10. You can ask us to do something or say how we should do it. But not both options together. If you know how to do what you need in the best possible way -
go and do it yourself.
11. If possible, save everything that I wanted to say before advertising.
12. No one told Christopher Columbus where to swim. And we do not need!
13. All men see only 16 colors, as in the standard color scheme of Windows. Peach is a juice, not a color. Pumpkin is a cake, not a color either. What is coral or mauve we have no idea.
14. If something itches, you need to scratch. Point.
15. If we ask what happened, and you answer “nothing,” then we will behave as if nothing had happened. It’s clear that you are lying, but the point is to argue ?!
16. If you ask a question that you do not want to hear the answer, expect an answer that you do not want to hear.
17. If we need to go somewhere together, absolutely any clothes will do ... True.
18. No need to ask what we think, if we are not ready to discuss topics such as Arshavin transfer, device
motherboards or the results of yesterday's rally.
19. You have something to wear.
20. The shoe HAS a lot.
21. I'm in shape. Round is also a form.
22. Thank you for reading. Yes, I know, today I sleep on the couch. But, you know, men generally don’t mind. It's like going camping.

 

[Елена Алмазова]

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[Елена Алмазова]

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The most ridiculous layoffs

1. For a week he brought poplar fluff to his workplace and set it on fire.
2. Suddenly jumping out of the closet, frightened the business partners of the company.
3. He put a thumbtack on his colleague’s chair and sat down
her, thereby showing a low mental level that is not appropriate
position held.
4. Fell out of the smoking room window a second time in a month.
5. The second year does not leave vacation.
6. He argued with his direct management at $ 100 that he could not be fired.
7. Jerked the female half of the team for the piercings.
8. He was seen in the women's toilet. From an excess of feelings I could not say anything in my defense.
9. He sealed with a stapler and tape the money intended for the payment of salaries.
10. I cut my initials on the desktop.
11. Constantly pours unfinished tea into the aquarium and washes a mug there.
12. Right at the workplace, he smoked some muck. Stupidly
laughing, he refused to write an explanatory note, explaining that he could not pick up a sheet of paper, since his hands were not his!

Actual excerpt from the order for Bank Vozrozhdenie: clause 6. to prohibit the legal adviser V. Yezhikov answer by phone: “I’m listening to the revival of hedgehogs bank ...” due to incorrect follow-up questions from counterparties.

Another situation: at work (at the bank), a person with the surname Khomyakov sits on guard and when he picks up the phone he says: “the guard is listening to hamsters ...” The real story: a manager by the last name worked in the local travel agency’s office in the Cosmos Hotel Moose. When she called the main office of the travel agency, she informed the secretary in a pleasant female voice - "... Elk from Space says .." Hi: D

 

[@InfoPoisk]

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"The platoon commander Kozlov ....": lol:: lol:: lol:: lol:

 

[Детективное агентство Тольятти]

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Of course for safety - they can dunk .

Soak or wet .....: lol:

 

[Детективное агентство Тула]

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1972 year. Application to the Party.

My husband is a scoundrel, a scoundrel and a complete bastard left the family ...
Dear comrades!
I beg you to help and return my husband to me!

 

[ДНК]

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1972 year. Application to the Party.

My husband is a scoundrel and a bastard, he left the family ...
Dear comrades!
I beg you to help and return my husband to me!

12/05/1972 .... maybe that's why I was born ......

 

[@InfoPoisk]

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1972 year. Application to the Party.

My husband is a scoundrel and a bastard, he left the family ...
Dear comrades!
I beg you to help and return my husband to me!

12/05/1972 .... maybe that's why I was born ......

Yeah, the paths are not confessible. : lol:: lol:: lol: