Private detectives joke

[Детективное агентство Тольятти]

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Two people come in a compartment in Simferopol. Get to know each other.
- I am a psychologist.
- And I'm a new Russian. Listen, since you're a psychologist, guess my thoughts.
I pay you for every guessed 100 bucks.
- Well, I'm not a clairvoyant, I'm a psychologist ...
- Man, why don’t you understand? 100 bucks! Come on, tighten up, what am I thinking now?
- Here you go from the south. You are probably thinking about how cool you were!
- That's right, psychologist! Here you have 100 bucks! Guess Next!
- And once a cool rest, then with a beautiful woman. You probably think of her.
- Well done! Take another 100! Farther!
- And you think you don’t want to go home ..
- Another 100!
- And since I don’t feel like it, then my wife is at home ...
- Well, wizard! Here you have a steward!
- You think: kill her, or what?
- Stop, man! There you have a thousand bucks!
- What happened? Thought as a thought ...
- Man, this is no longer a thought. This is an idea!

 

[Частный детектив. Владивосток.]

Re: Detectives are joking

: lol:

 

[Евгений СБ]

Re: Detectives are joking

: lol:

 

[Детективное агентство Тула]

Re: Detectives are joking

How many do not feed the toad, anyway, it will strangle ...

 

[Частный детектив. Харьков.]

Re: Detectives are joking

Cool. : lol:

 

[@InfoPoisk]

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Learn to write correctly:!::!::!:

 

[Частный детектив Севастополь ОДБ]

Re: Detectives are joking

Which language to master ???????????????

 

[Краев Евгений Леонидович]

Re: Detectives are joking

: lol:: lol:: lol:

 

[КОНРАД]

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- I signed up for online courses of private detectives.
He transferred money to them - and heard nothing more about them.
Now I think: have I been robbed or is this my first business?

 

[Частный детектив. Владивосток.]

Re: Detectives are joking

We are all very lucky. If 10 years ago someone would have hinted that the president of the country is dressing as a crane, parsley is recognized as a drug, and "Wait a minute!" Is prohibited by censorship, he would be sent to a madhouse right away ...