Private detectives joke

[Матушкин Андрей Николаевич]

Modestly))

 

[Группа К]

Modesty has nothing to do with it, Andrey. In many things, I agree with you, but here I can not agree.
Obviously, by immodesty, you meant the exaggeration or boasting of someone and in something. You are right here.
But can there be immodest advertising of detective services? For example, I consider both Yes and No.

If I bought this banner, I would invest money in its printing industry and hang it on Tverskaya, it would not be modest. If I ordered an advertisement on TV3 and acted as Stirlitz or 007 in it, it would also be not so modest, but even stupid.

Another thing is to promote services among their colleagues, detectives who are able to evaluate what is happening in their own way, from the point of view of the profession. Someone will read and twist a finger at the temple, someone scrolls the page further, or maybe someone laughs - a branch for humor after all . No one will think that I am engaged in self-promotion. :!:

It turns out, modestly - this is when the "advertisement" is between "yours" and immodest - if the advertisement is on the "public". Indiscreetly is public self-bragging and self-bravery for an unlimited circle of people. It turns out that advertising "among their own" is a simple marketing technique that can hardly even be called advertising. : roll: And where there is ease of presentation, harmlessness and disinterestedness - there is modesty: shock: Or am I wrong:?:: roll:

 

[Матушкин Андрей Николаевич]

Alexander, I have nothing against))

 

[Матушкин Андрей Николаевич]

 

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[Детектив-Молдова]

It also happens ...

 

[JR Security Consulting Group]

 

[Группа К]

Have I lost my sense of humor? :?: The sketch is not funny. And most importantly, where is the detective?

 

[Витаутас. Частный детектив г. Вильнюс. Литва]

An explanatory letter written by one of the witnesses of one traffic accident:
I was driving towards Krasnoarmeysky Prospekt on my Gilera Fuoco 500 scooter. I strictly followed the Traffic Rules and carefully monitored the traffic situation.
At a crossroads with Berounskaya Street, it was completely unexpected for me and other traffic participants that a black Hummer car without a fixed number drove into the red light. I noticed a danger on time and in order to avoid an accident I had to leave during the braking process in the oncoming lane, where I stopped on the side of the road.
Performing this maneuver, I heard behind the sound of a strong blow. Turning back, I saw that the Hummer rammed a Suzuki-brand car following me in the same direction. Suzuki Jimny almost completely lost its hood due to a blow. A girl was driving a Suzuki Jimny, and I went to give her first aid.
Also in the car, I saw in the back seat of a child in a child seat. I opened the trunk of the injured car and through it I pulled out the baby (a boy about four years old). At the same time, I removed the warning triangle from the trunk and placed it on the road. Then I helped the driver-girl out through the window of the driver's door.
After making sure that the girl and the child were not injured, he accompanied them both to the side of the road. A Mitsubishi Airtrek stopped nearby, and I asked its driver to call the traffic police and ambulance.
Then I walked over to the Hummer car to make sure that its passengers did not need help. In an open window, I saw two people. They had dark skin, curly black hair and a characteristic appearance, which suggested that these people came here from the southern regions. Therefore, I assumed that Spanish tourists had lost their way in the car. I know Spanish very well, as a child I lived in Madrid, where my father worked at the embassy. Therefore, I decided to inquire of the southern guests in pure Spanish whether they paid attention to the red traffic signal: “Al huele pido rosa?”.
In response to my question, the Hummer driver decided to hit me with his left hand in the head area through an open window. But since by this time I had not taken off my motorcycle helmet, the blow fell on him. This may explain the fractures of four fingers on his left hand. After that, the driver jumped out of the car and struck me with his right hand a second blow to the area of the head. That is what I can explain her further fracture in the radial bone.
Following the driver, a second passenger jumped out of the Hummer car and stabbed me on the back with some heavy object. This did not hurt me, because under my jacket I was wearing motorcycle protection, known as the “turtle”. I did not enter into contact martial arts with the attacker, but only gently put it on the asphalt and began to wait for the traffic police to arrive. But the broken nose and jaw of a Hammer passenger can only be explained by the fact that at the time of the accident he was unfastened in the car, and for some reason the airbags did not work at the time of the impact. So a man was injured on the front panel of the car.
I can’t report anything about the torn certificate of the assistant deputy of the Makhachkala Council, since I do not know anything about it. As well as I have no idea how it could end up in the mouth and esophagus of the Hummer's driver.
I can’t report anything about the group of citizens gathered around the scene of the accident on motorcycles and scooters, because I saw them for the first time.
Also, I can not explain in any way the fact that someone cut all the wheels of a Hummer car, broke all the windows, cut a leather interior, pierced the roof with a crowbar, and to crown it with the same crowbar, completely turned the already damaged hood and made the engine unusable. I have not the slightest relation to these events.
The truth of my words can be confirmed by witnesses and road accident participants, for example, drivers of the Mitsubishi Airtrek and Suzuki Jimny cars.

 

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