Favorite parables

[Хагани]

thank you very much.............

 

[Хагани]

thank

 

[Kuznecov.Igorj]

Thanks, laughed and my mood improved. So I'm not the only one, in the store I buy goods through the mirror. Calmed down.

 

[Чередов Алексей]

 

[Хагани]

thank......

 

[STALKER]

thank!

 

[Турабян Владимир]

I do not know whistle somewhere, but I think that our reader will like it:
Woman and brain
Woman: God, HE leaves, leaves, leaves me! (Crying)
Brain: More positive, more positive ...
Woman: Where is it more positive? Collects things, you bastard ...
Brain: Do not roar, smile ... Mysteriously smile ... And do not wave your arms like a mill!
Woman: You bastard, puts the suitcase ... A decent man, leaving, takes only socks and underpants, and this bastard also puts shirts ... (Cries)
Brain: Smile!
Woman: Could rush to his neck?
Brain: Fool!
Woman: Could it kneel in front of him?
Brain: Fool!
Woman: Or maybe that one?
Brain: What is that?
Woman: Well .... A frying pan over the head quietly?
Brain:?
Woman: Then feed him, poor thing, with a bouillon ... So two months can be extended ... Maybe he will get used to it, he won’t leave ...
Brain: You’re all the same criminal ... And if you don’t calculate your strength?
Woman: I’d better take a swing and give a shit!
Brain: I’m not in this sense ... Baba, you’re strong ... you’ll still kill, but this is an article!
Woman: Do something, tell me, since you are so smart?
Brain: Smile !!!!! More positive, more positive ...
Woman: Well, what can be positive in this? I'm alone! (crying)
Brain: Smile! Firstly, not one, but a free woman ...
Woman: Damn, I have such freedom?
Brain: Smile! Freedom is wonderful: you will only deal with yourself!
Woman: Why? (Sniffles)
Brain: Then! Learn Brazil - you always wanted to watch TV shows
Without translation. You’ll sign up for a drums club - with your strengths!
Woman: Everything was somehow gone ...
Brain: You yourself will manage finances without any stupid purchases of American fishing rods and eternal repairs of a dead car!
Woman: I’ll buy a fur coat and sandals ... well, those ... with a bow ... (Wipes away tears)
Brain: With that guy from the legal department, you go for dinner - he looked at you like that ...
Woman: (Smiles) Yeah, we’re off at McDonald’s, by the way, he has already suggested. I’ll wear a fur coat, sandals with a bow ... (Smiles mysteriously)
Brain: Neither cook nor wash ...
Woman: Only manicure-pedicure-masks-massages! (Smiles with happiness)
I’ll go on an excursion along the Moscow Ring Road ... (Dreamily)
Brain: Here, but you have not seen positive ...
Woman: Oh, I’ll live! (Smiles triumphantly) LLCOOOOOOY !!!!!!
Brain: What?
Woman: He kneels with a suitcase, kisses his knees!
Brain: To whom?
Woman: Well, not a suitcase! He says he will never find one like me ...
He asks forgiveness ... He wants to stay!
Brain: OH!
Woman: But what about a free woman? (Crying) But what about the drums club? Fur coat, those sandals? (Sobs) Vasya from the legal department?
Brain: More positive, more positive ...

 

[Матушкин Андрей Николаевич]

Thank!!!

 

[STALKER]

thank

 

[Плотников Юрий Михайлович]

Smiled! : D